chac-hoe 🦎

this is a bibble hate account-she/her

[chac-hoe 🦎 @ratratslut]

i am very in love with this man

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shitting crying throwing up cuz my emotional support roommate moves out in 9 days

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

annie put her entire pussy into her white cheddar mac and cheese

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@sel4mberh4ne using this tweet as evidence for my therapist that i need an ESA

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man all the clothes i could alter if i had a sewing machine …..

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watching the third how to train your dragon movie and i am definitely gonna cry

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babies in restaurants should be illegal. they should have their own little echoey room for screaming.

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me talking to my bf about the dog: when she gets sleepy she gets growly

bf: who else do we know who has such a feature ….

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bitches just want a hand held electric sander and a table saw. and maybe a nail gun. i wanna to build a customized plant shelf

[cat! |ejected from the game @kit_cat_bars]

No longer sharing off days with my roommates fucking sucks you’re telling me I gotta live with me and find shit to do by myself???? I didn’t fuckin sign up for that I’m codependent with them!

[chac-hoe 🦎 @ratratslut]

can i wear a “belt bag” with boobs or will it look odd, honest answers only. like keep in mind SEATBELTS don’t fit me right.

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my emotional support roommate is leaving me honest to god she’s my best friend and i am very sad and in denial

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@missysauter me toooo dude. <3 lové u so much

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usually plan my bday 6 months in advance and haven’t this year becauee im sad because 90% of my friends moved away from blacksburg

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nvm i forgot when you’re friends with boys you’re also friends with the entire household so 4 just turned into 10 😭💛

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who would like to come to downtown w me in the fall on my bday because i shit you not i think i have 4 friends that still live in blacksburg

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i saïd verbatim to my boss “one time i emailed the president of the university and said ‘we need free stuffed animals because we’re all depressed’” he just looked at me it’s amazing im not fired

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you ever get so tired you get delirious and make an utter FOOL of yourself at work

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@maryy___s magnifique beans

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Reply with pictures of your cats toes or perish

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fuckers setting off fireworks at 5 pm JAIL