J Alexander

Aspiring writer/comedian I will joke about anything #NothingSafe isn't just an album name anymore!

[J Alexander @ratt306]

@Cheezlethakidd @Meta Didn't you know? Being a racist piece of shit is still OK, but being homophobic is not lol

[J Alexander @ratt306]

#MyResolutionInSixWords Give More Men Horns This Year

[J Alexander @ratt306]

@Cheezlethakidd Not just the Vax, but homosexuality as well, thank Thor we have @Mike_Pence fighting the #GaysInSpace

[J Alexander @ratt306]

@Cheezlethakidd Its gotta be, there's no proof that's the reason we don't have snow, God just doesn't want is to have it..lol

[J Alexander @ratt306]

@Cheezlethakidd But you know, climate change can't be a real thing lol

[J Alexander @ratt306]

@Cheezlethakidd @waltermasterson Its the saddest attempt at transferrance I've ever seen lol

[沈觅仁 @dickeny]

“The treacherous are ever distrustful.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers

[AnarchoChristian @AnarchoXP]

Happy birthday J.R.R. Tolkien!

[J Alexander @ratt306]

@thevivafrei @NJjacobs1 @TheLancet Thats the worst interpretation of information I've ever seen..thats not lying, that's two entirely different subjects. Who the fuck taught you idiots how to critically think? Lol

[J Alexander @ratt306]

@Cernovich @NJjacobs1 Only 2 pedophiles in an entire organization? That's what you call criminal? Talk about privileged..

[J Alexander @ratt306]

@NeWeathereye @MTGConspiracy @TheDailyShow @SigSomd @TwitterSupport @HiCommunities @Twitter Why suspend it? It's absolutely hilarious..

[J Alexander @ratt306]

@NJjacobs1 @damonheller @KeystoneNewsNow @cnnbrk What L? Yall are talking to win something? This isn't the special Olympics debate team there champ..lol

[J Alexander @ratt306]

@damonheller @KeystoneNewsNow @cnnbrk "Go find this obscure clip from the vast internet and agree or disagree" yeah, I couldn't care less there Boogaloo shrimp..lol

[J Alexander @ratt306]

@damonheller @KeystoneNewsNow @cnnbrk I can squeeze a fart, but thats as close to giving a shit as I'm going to get about it..lol

[J Alexander @ratt306]

@damonheller @cnnbrk Wait..nvm..I can't see you actually having sex with a live human..those odds are far more improbable than a blue wave

[J Alexander @ratt306]

@damonheller @cnnbrk Says the guy who takes cream pies to the face..lol