jasper

he/e. i make music for goblins and cryptids

[jasper @ratwyfe]

@thelastarizona i could do $75?

[jasper @ratwyfe]

@Jimmyking35 ANARCHY!!!!!!!

[jasper @ratwyfe]

do u think septa and amtrak have ever explored each other’s bodies…

[jasper @ratwyfe]

driving to NJ. trying to argue that i could probably drive my bf’s car.
bf: ok so when is the last time you were behind the wheel?
me: well i’m behind the wheel right now. just slightly to the right

[jasper @ratwyfe]

@_EleanorIsGray_ i think i read seattle as another artist’s username my b. i love ur city it’s v high on the list of places i will go when i get money

[jasper @ratwyfe]

@_EleanorIsGray_ idk where do u live

[jasper @ratwyfe]

it should be ‘lobSIR’ and i’m frankly quite upset that it’s not

[I’m Jeff @whosjeffiam]

The only two genders I recognize

[jasper @ratwyfe]

@ieatu4lunch i have it & tbh it’s a fun thing to bring out at parties, surprisingly strong but i haven’t used it for anything but 🍃

[jasper @ratwyfe]

who says women don’t dress for men when subway shirts exist

[jasper @ratwyfe]

@uncanny_eli @HYPN0POSSUM i would love it if i were able to get top surgery/a breast reduc/any gender affirming care without insurance or begging all of my friends, fans, and distant family to donate to a gofundme lols

[Thomm Quackenbush 🐀 @thommq]

Hey, who is your favorite witchy, trans-cryptid, queer musician?

No, it's @ratwyfe

Why would you think it was someone else?

Anyway, no one interviewed him before, so I did: https://t.co/VNIOjyCPQK

[jasper @ratwyfe]

the hays code (the LEGAL GUIDELINE for media that caused the kill your gays/queerbaiting writing tropes) was created in 1934 jsyk

[v @desertheartss]

paying 12k a year in tuition for twitter discourse class

[jasper @ratwyfe]

what’s a red flag to a communist

[𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🌷 @nottydesignss]

Wait…

[jasper @ratwyfe]

@ulamraja97 @WhamBamTYmm @TansuYegen it’s the church

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

no war but the class war!!

no sports but watersports!!

[robbie (normal) @CAVETOWN]

i used to think like this until i learnt that love takes many forms big and small. saying i love my fans doesnt mean we're IN love or i know them personally. i love their support for me and each other and i think its nice to express that. love is not a heavy word

[jasper @ratwyfe]

don’t ask ceramics majors how to make a plate. it’s a fragile topic

[jasper @ratwyfe]

@williamlegate ah, schadenfreude