raul ϟ gonzo

Time traveler (mostly forward)

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

The thought of taking Xanax stresses me tf out

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

@Miranda_July You could also try to feel the thinking. Or to think the thinking, but that’s it.

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

No sorry I can’t.
I’m gonna be blessing a bug that sneezes.

[Reedsuicide | Creator @Reedsuicide]

Another red flag 🚩 another eye roll
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@raulgonzo

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

No sorry I can’t.
I would but I don’t want to

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

No sorry I can’t.
I’m super busy ignoring you.

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

No sorry I can’t.
I’m busy listening to Andrea Bocelli

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

I can’t believe this set has gotten over 10k likes. That’s so much for someone like me https://t.co/f79iCb4kdg

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

@hipsterocracy It was like a sequel for Who Framed Roger Rabbit - I enjoyed it :)

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

No sorry I can’t.
I’m practicing my moonwalking then.

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

Mocha please with three extra pumps of good intentions

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

Does Disneyland do financial aid?

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

@artielaughs @Justbuddycomedy I always Yelp my gas stations before making reservations

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

Idea: “animal strength” Rogaine

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

@bigdnips1 genius

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

I’m thinking of investing in money

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

Car models be like robot names or books. The all new Honda Epilogue or the BMW xti3?

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

a C is just a G without the cane.

[raul ϟ gonzo @raulgonzo]

Pandemic meant lots of bad stuff yes, but on the plus side for over a year I didn’t have to wear pants.