Howdy y'all! I'm a pig that owns a small barbecue stand in the Enchanted Suburbs of Central Jersey, Rawbecue's BBQ Shack!
None of my meat could ever talk, DW.
@ChaosAgent_42 Please, @USAttyPirro, indict @jonkarl for vandalism! Please, oh please, oh please! Discovery will be fucking ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ!
Jonathan, start crowd-sourced defense fund. Weโll pay to see this go to trial!
@MalfinaVT How does it work? Do you snuggle with it until you're lathered up? Or do you carve off slices as you go? Also, what scent would it have? Lavender? Sandalwood?