🐛Crawly Dong🌵

Hi im str8, i luv mall shopping, boys 💕, cute clothes, smart phones, and men. I sing n dance

[🐛Crawly Dong🌵 @rawdiggitydog]

He said something so heinous and evil I can finally feel free

[🐛Crawly Dong🌵 @rawdiggitydog]

Have watched this video at least 3 times now and cannot understand what’s so embarrassing about it

[sad shell of a woman ❀ @Iivsbian]

this is why margaret and jack broke up

[thursday girl @starlightblvd]

this little diva again

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

when the guy at Jersey Mike's hands me my sandwich

[alan woke @mangointahiti]

watching jackass like this

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

who decided a piano player should be called a Penis

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

divorced at 30 and no kids from the marriage. that’s chic

[naomi @udontnaomii]

how i look when i’m the only one in the group that wants to substance abuse

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

this is why I’m in no rush to get married bc it’s like everything embarassing that comes with a break up except you have to ignore the fact that you invited all of ur loved ones to the Hey This Is My Life Partner ceremony

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

No Bowser porn either! BORINGG!!!! 🗣️

[van @vansturka]

meg stalter should win the emmy for this line delivery alone

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

(bunch of buddies sitting around laughing and drinking in the 1700s) man we've got such a good dynamic. We should print a satirical pamphlet

[هيوش @girIfaggot]

That tweet that’s like “hell gotta be so awkward just filled with nazis and Israelis and they’re stuck down there together forever” bro that’s not hell that’s Argentina

[Kirby @BannedKirby]

getting cocaine from my age-regressor plug: “a gwam is dis many 🖐️”

[ian @sivasiann]

The McConnell staffers in the room with him right now

[Jane Dashley @JaneDashley]

I can't wait to see what Taylor Swift does with her big ass bangs for her wedding day

[glamour bible @bleachedfrontal]

Delta work dressed as madonna, circa 2000s