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Mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho.
Mekka lekka hi mekka chiney ho.

[Rocket Launch 🦍🚀🌕 @rawketlaunch]

@SqSehrish I foresee it

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

(A mouse answering the phone) squeaking?

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

You're an astronaut and this happens... what do you do?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

500k on Chiefs

[Rocket Launch 🦍🚀🌕 @rawketlaunch]

@InternetH0F 20 + 48 = 68
68 + 7 = 75

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Keep it on the low but we’re putting the new guy in the escape pod tonight and ejecting him

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

The Fed trying to control the banking system

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@KeithOlbermann I do hope to succeed in business 🤞

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

BREAKING: Thousands of gallons of toxic waste just spilled into the Chicago River.

This is a massive crisis and the mainstream media is dead silent on it.

[Kenny Lay (Parody) @EnronChairman]

the last remaining stablecoin

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Thank you internet.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Get it on

[@amuse @amuse]

Who fell out of Air Force One in Poland?

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Asking $1.2M

[Carol Roth @caroljsroth]

Slim cookies dipped in white chocolate with cookie crumbs…are you eating from this display?

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

You’ll never be able to wipe your ass with Bitcoin or make it rain Etherium on a stripper.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Art made by nature.. ❄️ https://t.co/nelWLCgzbG

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Time it took to reach 100M users:

Spotify: 4.5 years
Instagram: 2.5 years
TikTok: 9 months
ChatGPT: 2 months
Your mom: 1 day

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

What’s the most annoying buzzword or jargon in your workplace?