Colin Yarck

Double Dream

[Colin Yarck @rawlinmarc]

@boringU2tears ♥️

[Colin Yarck @rawlinmarc]

@boringU2tears FELIZB

[Colin Yarck @rawlinmarc]

@boringU2tears Big Data Pole

[Tim Jones @boringU2tears]

top 10 parking tickets i got this year

[Colin Yarck @rawlinmarc]

@sendochedda @midnight Beastie Bowels #CrappyRappers

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

As a molly'd-to-the-gills "zombie Tinkerbell" greets the dawn by vomiting on a Winchell's, another Los Angeles Halloween comes to an end.

[Colin Yarck @rawlinmarc]

The worst part of the day's last cigarette is unwillingly having to think of Bob Seger.

[Jessica Gabriella @jgabriellart]

Photo: http://t.co/6Lz3z8bafE

[Rachel Lichtman @rachelichtman]

Whoever invented HD must have really hated Ray Liotta.

[Colin Yarck @rawlinmarc]

I'm releasing NEW @MagicHourMusic today. The "Double Dream EP". 4 FUNK DISCO inspired traxx. Dig. http://t.co/05K03mYB7W

[Rachel Lichtman @rachelichtman]

Tampons should only come in two strengths: "Lite" and "Dario Argento."

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

There is no song on the airport radio that makes you feel like you're going to live.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Tweets about stroke-based dementia are too easy potato cockhammer.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

The best selfie ever? (PHOTO) http://t.co/3iw216doSP

[Colin Yarck @rawlinmarc]

@boringU2tears the JUICE is LOOSE

[Colin Yarck @rawlinmarc]

@scottfirestone you got it Scotty 2 Roxy

[Colin Yarck @rawlinmarc]

@JarrettSpiegel 👏

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

When I hear an adult call their dad "daddy" I assume he or she had lots of sex with him growing up.

[Colin Yarck @rawlinmarc]

@clickclack say huh??

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Baby with misfortune to be born to Kanye West and Kim Kardashian also has hilarious name http://t.co/vJaAQNZ49Y