Jamie Schultz

Just another parent trying to survive. Blog the adventures over at join me for Tea and Cake as we lovingly wave goodbye to sanity.

[Jamie Schultz @rawparenthood]

Two Weedles, both under level 40. One broke two poke balls and split, the other three. Wtf. #PokemonGO #trackergate

[Jamie Schultz @rawparenthood]

Apparently I thought it would be HILARIOUS to turn off all my alarms to scramble this morning. Well #MadeItHappen #rawparenting #BOOM

[Jamie Schultz @rawparenthood]

#noproblemhere #movealongpeople #nothingtosee https://t.co/7JTZ5lUxo3

[Strong facts @RealStrongfacts]

In England and Wales, an average of two women are murdered every week by a partner.

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@ktnicoll87 ~6000 more votes and still up

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@BernieSanders doing the #yolo version of #DemocraticDebate #BOOM

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When your phone has an opinion for the #DemocraticDebate and autocorrects to Billiary Clinton. #boom #sassyiphone

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@AVeganTale Thanks for dm with me through the #DemDebate

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The padawans broke my #beatsbydre headphones. I am in shock. They should hide now because when the shocks over I don't know what I'll do.

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Win a trip to the Oregon Coast Aquarium and Rogue Ales and a night stay at the Elizabeth Street Inn in Newport, OR! http://t.co/alZbvqJCIH

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Some days there just isn't enough caffeine in the world. #isitbedtime #notenoughcaffeine

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To the Apple Store. Great. I'm sure they don't have a plethora of breakables just awaiting my young padawans. #possessediphone #Apple

[Grace Helbig @gracehelbig]

I know I'm an adult because sometimes I order an EXTRA side of sautéed spinach and it feels scandalous.

[NickMom @NickMom]

There are some problems a bedtime story just doesn't solve.

[Jamie Schultz @rawparenthood]

The most satisfying sound to a parent, the free balloon they loved on hissing from a sudden pop. #byeballoon #rawparenting #assholeparent

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Taking the padawns to Eugene for the day. Because nothing says birthday like my favorite Liege Waffle place!!

[Jamie Schultz @rawparenthood]

@johngreen In becoming a parent while being a bit of a germ freak, have you found some acceptance at the sheer number of germs kids bring?

[Jamie Schultz @rawparenthood]

Oh @johngreen #dontpukeonmattlauer and Godspeed. #rawparenting #tip275 #aimforthebucket

[Jamie Schultz @rawparenthood]

Why? Why #norovirus? What did my family do to you?! You're a horrible RNA virus and I hate you. I sentence you to bleaching!

[Jamie Schultz @rawparenthood]

When authors die you are mourning not only their lives, but the lives of all their characters and worlds. #RIPTerryPratchett #heartbroken

[Jamie Schultz @rawparenthood]

Will the #AppleWatch help me locate my #iPhone6? #RealQuestions