Dil-on Bruh-non

no fucks given

[Emeka. @emekanu]

I'm ugly laughing rn

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

It was time, I felt, for a beer.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” -Mark Twain

[Dil-on Bruh-non @ray_brannon]

@Unexplained 378

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

citizens of puerto rico recently discovered their governor was purposely hiding warehouses of emergency aid from them and

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Jeff Bezos donated three minutes of his day

[✨ @_vvhitney]

got a new doormat. @RIPNDIP 😼

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

It never got weird enough for me.

[Dil-on Bruh-non @ray_brannon]

@_henry_winkler_ Oh my fuck I’m crying😂😂😂😂😂

[Albert Renshaw @Valuable]

Proof we are living in a simulation.

A few days ago "they" released an update which causes human eyes to now rotate when your head rotates.

Go look in a mirror, stare at your eyes, and tilt your head towards a shoulder, you'll see your eyes spin now.

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

The Bachelor really needs a more diverse selection of contestants. Why is it always attractive girls? Start throwing some 2’s and 3’s into the mix. I wanna see that asshole on a hot-air balloon date with a chick who doesn’t have any teeth

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

when your girlfriend runs into her friend and you’re stuck with the other boyfriend

[Angelee 🦹🏾‍♀️👁 @Angeleeee14]

Woke up randomly thinking about this gem

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

Tiny mirror PIC

[jakey @nakeyjakey]

whoa

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

Me realizing 4/20 is the whole month this year
https://t.co/2geg0IAtkX

[RIPNDIP @RIPNDIP]

Let’s get this bread 2020 🍞

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

i think it’s pretty cool that we can all agree on the most fucked up thing of the past decade.

it wasn’t ebola

it wasn’t trump

it wasn’t even blake shelton getting sexiest man of the year

it was that damn U2 album that apple decided to just download to everyone’s iphone