Raymundo Caldero

Ah’ll hae a plain ane an’ an ingin ane anaw

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

Is it just me or is Iona saying “Adobe…sponsors the bastards” in the Sky Masters ad breaks ?
#TheMasters #SkySports

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

@ScotRail you need to take a serious look at safety and your attitude to risk. Massive overcrowding on the 2130 from Edinburgh to Dundee on 3rd August 2024. #irresponsible #negligent

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

@ScotRail you are shite. Booked a ticket from Edinburgh to Dundee with seats. Train packed, standing room and not, no carriage numbers. Absolute travesty. Couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery. The sooner you’re nationalised the better.

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

How do you titillate an ocelot? oscillate its tit a lot. Boom boom! #UniversityChallenge

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

@NHSTayside my Dad got two walking frames when he left Ninewells last year. He has made a good recovery and no longer needs them. Called the hospital to pick them up (he can no longer drive), the advice was to dump them. Does the NHS really need more taxpayers money? #NHSwaste

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

@alphahi I am getting no response from you. Waiting for a spare part for two and a half weeks now. Called you three times since, after waiting in long queues. You have not called back with an eta. Another cold shower tomorrow?

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

@gsaslis We felt it here in Lagada, Makry Gialos!!

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

#bbcqt Portillo bringing gravitas and common sense to the debate. Bet he’s glad to be out of it and away from the current bunch of clowns.

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

@VirginExp I have not received my order, confirmation number 5661712 placed on Saturday 27th June. This was for a birthday present today. Any idea where it is?

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

@UniversalQandA struggling with the concept of light cones. Surely light is emitted in all directions. So light sphere (in 3D)

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

#FaultyAtTheGeorge

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

#FaultyAtTheGeorge

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

@jet2tweets what’s going on at check-in at Heraklion?

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

@Eurostar why do we have to have a passport check on arrival in London when it was checked by Belgian and British authorities upon departure from Brussels? Long queues in St Pancras.

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

@jet2tweets Thanks to the ladies at Manchester Airport for helping us this morning. We missed our flight to Nice, but they were extremely helpful in getting redirected to an alternative flight. Great service!

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Chatting with journalist @GaryYounge on #UnderTheSkin earlier this year.
Watch the full episode here: https://t.co/7pAsz3QDNl

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

So my other half is in Cleveland, OH seeing the Foo Fighters. I said, “Fuck the Foos, ah’m goin tae Nottingham tae see the Dels!” @DelAmitri

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

Maybe this should be directed to @SportsDirect_CS

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

@SportsDirectUK Hi, ordered some ladies golf clubs which arrived today. Ref: SD40000046574005. Set contains 2x9 irons and no PW. Any chance this can be rectified?

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

@flybe Hi Alice. Thanks for getting back to me to confirm that the @flybe flight has indeed been delayed as stated on the board. I will keep an eye on things as you suggest.

[Raymundo Caldero @ray_caldero]

@flybe Why no online check in from HAM to BHX? Long q for check in at the airport and only one counter. Not very good, really.