Mr Madumane

Life's too mysterious to take too
seriously | What can i do you for?

[Mr Madumane @ray_kays]

People spend money they dont have, to buy things they dont want, to impress people they dont know!

[Trevor Mumba @selfstyledking]

I'm sitting at the café at the border and this Zimbabwean truck driver approaches me. He asks if I can Hotspot him. He desperately needs to call his boss. I'm like, yes sure bro. He takes a seat next me. I connect the guy. He goes ahead and calls the boss. They talk for like a minute. All sorted. Next he is watching YouTube videos and laughing like crazy.

I just opened my FNB app to buy more data for both of us now. I'm not going to stand in the way of my guy's happiness 😀

[SAMBIRI @5ambiri]

New Single 'Rudo Rwako' Out Now 🔥

[mr fundman @mrfundman]

Retail investors buying $TSLA dips prior to China tariffs

[🤖NO DMs @NeilZ4EVA1234U]

South Africa want Africans to go back!!!!!!!to South Africa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mr Madumane @ray_kays]

@TapiwaMunjoma Wasirira the 'giant' national sports stadium

[Mr Madumane @ray_kays]

@Myk_19 You could be doing less of cooking and more of bhawa 🤣

[Mr Madumane @ray_kays]

Chidhumo naMasendeke vepaHaiti vatora nyika sekuseka nhai

[Mr Madumane @ray_kays]

@RueMuchie They can easily cook that one again

[Mr Madumane @ray_kays]

@TapiwaMunjoma He ran out of bundles

[𝐴𝑦𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑎 ♈︎ @sweerie_]

There's no business idea that hasn't crossed my mind this year.

I'm even thinking of opening a police station 😭

[Mr Madumane @ray_kays]

@Myk_19 Was there a better option though iyo party yatorwa?

[Mr Madumane @ray_kays]

@sir_Lt13 Inouraya here snuff? Like cigarettes?

[Tinashe @baba_nyenyedzi]

We promised Visa international we would get 100 retweets.

As we prepare for another Friday drinks encounter, let’s show @Visa that our little community appreciates their sponsorship and finally getting @rufarogz a fitted costume polo shirt 😅

#fadzamutengi

[Sporting King @sportingking365]

Tomorrow:

🇲🇦 1 - 0 🇵🇹
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1 - 2 🇫🇷

[Arap Uria @arapuria]

Gooooal!!!😂😂
Finally with Peter Drury . Many thanks @jimbeglin

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Just realized these biscuit companies don't even make noise. They just remove one or two pieces when the economy is bad.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

As an adult, I’ve lived in a number of places, but as far as I’m concerned, I’ve only ever had one real home. My home is my family. My home is Barack. #TheLightWeCarry

[President of Zimbabwe @edmnangagwa]

What a win for Zimbabwe! Congratulations to the Chevrons.

Next time, send the real Mr Bean…#PakvsZim 🇿🇼

[Ngugi Chasura @DregChasura]

@TheRealPCB As Zimbabweans we wont forgive you...you once gave us that Fraud Pak Bean instead of Mr Bean Rowan ..we will settle the matter tommorow just pray the rains will save you...#ZIMVSPAK

[Cricinfo @cricinfo]

ZIMBABWE ON CLOUD NINE 🔥🔥🔥

#PAKvZIM #T20WorldCup