Sam O'Dell

I crack me up so hard

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

Got engaged to my best friend and the light of my life this weekend! This moment of love is brought to you by @MetroByTMobile @TMobile 🤣😂

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

Some days I'm a Sloppy Joe, some days I'm Lobster Thermidor. Either way, I'm a whole ass meal

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

Fall in love with someone who •doesn't• make you think love is hard

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

@heartlessatbest @netflix Then I've got nothing 😅 I have no idea what I was referencing here 🤣🤣

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

Damnit, @netflix , if I wanted to wait a week to watch the next episode, I'd pay for cable. Bring it back to basics, love. #LetUsBinge

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

@lvgrace5 It's genuinely a lot of fun, I wanna go again 😁

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

I feel like the only thing you really need to know about how millennials feel about life is the fact that we invented Rage Rooms and they're super popular...

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

@heartlessatbest @netflix .... I think.

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

@heartlessatbest @netflix Wow I never check Twitter lol I was talking about Stranger Things

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

How did I just now fucking figure out that Buzzfeed is the new celebrity gossip magazine of our time

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

Hello, yes, this tweet is specifically for @anthony_burch....
Anthony Marie Burch, show us your fucking tattoo!

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

Sometimes you wake up and violence chooses you. Usually this happens if you own cats.

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

We sipped margaritas 🍹 and accidentally painted trees that look like penises! 😂 https://t.co/00nH7FAJFH

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

Damnit, is it Super Troopers or is it Sooper Troopers?

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

I have 2 personalities: the me when my nails are done, and the me when they're not

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

My heart just simply cannot even right now 😍 #loveappreciation post to you, Sweets 😘 You're so fcuking cute and I absolutely love the way you love me and our little family #yourestuckwithmenow https://t.co/GglWIi53WR

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

So I just finished Ep. 61 of @dungeonsanddads and I would just like to say specifically to @anthony_burch ...... you are an extremely talented writer and also fcuk you 🥲

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

I had a dream last night that I met @billieeilish at some lame event and we became idiot friends immediately and I'm positive this would be the case in real life 😂

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/BdpavmlmPC

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

She's glorious 🪴😍
#plantmom #planters https://t.co/SsVMqcGNle

[Sam O'Dell @ray_of_samshine]

NOT. FUNNY. It's been almost exactly 1 year since the last time this mf electrocuted himself 😑 https://t.co/rIj1eoT8gj