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college football | #TeamChaos | lukewarm natsec takes | feet n DEET | Wx nerd | aspiring mountain bog witch | farmer??

[lil sparkle needs a nap @RayLynn2]

@cosmam Tell me more

[lil sparkle needs a nap @RayLynn2]

@chswx All this and no rotation at all? Dang.

[Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @FARED_ALHOR]

When Russians come to your cities.

[💫🅰️♈️🆔 @ADavidHaleJoint]

2012 CFB leadership: We must preserve the sanctity of the regular season at all costs.

2024 CFB leadership: What we’ll do is, play 13 games to eliminate Indiana and Vandy, everyone else makes the playoff.

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

all I want is for the people who are charge of college football to actually like and care about college football

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The same state of Alabama which just executed Kenneth Smith via nitrogen gas asphyxiation would like you to know that frozen embryos are “children” because as per the Bible, human life cannot be destroyed without incurring the wrath of a Holy God.

[Corey Clark @Corey_Clark]

At every single turn these two conferences try to decimate what’s left of the other leagues. They try to gobble up all the money/power they can. But yes, FSU is the villain for wanting out of the ACC.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Alabama: Embryos are babies.
Me: Oh, so we can't deport mothers carrying American citizens.
Alabama: Wait.
Me: Also dudes are on the hook for child support nine months earlier.
Alabama: No. Not like that!

[lil sparkle needs a nap @RayLynn2]

Sounds about right.

[Melina Myers @melinasphotos]

Apparently FSU isn't able to travel all of the Marching Chiefs to the season opener in Ireland.

I personally know multiple students in the band who are very distraught to have learned that they won't be making the trip. Who's "college experience" is this, exactly?

Unacceptable.

[Melina Myers @melinasphotos]

Apparently FSU isn't able to travel all of the Marching Chiefs to the season opener in Ireland.

I personally know multiple students in the band who are very distraught to have learned that they won't be making the trip. Who's "college experience" is this, exactly?

Unacceptable.

[Michael McGuffee @MikeMcGuffee]

How fortunate Florida State was to have both Mike Martin and Bobby Bowden lead the Garnet and Gold for so long. They won with class, built mainstay programs, and will always epitomize FSU. RIP, 11. The best of the best. Thank you.

[Skip Foster @skipfoster]

Kirk thinks he's going to show up in Ireland and meet a bunch of Noles fans who say: "Hey Kirk ol' buddy! Great call on FSU -- we definitely didn't deserve to be in the playoff! Don't know what all those 'fringe' fans are talking about. Come see us next time you're in Tally!"

[Dillan R. Gibbons @GibbonsDillan]

Former FSU running back Ryan Green stepped up when it mattered most, saving his nephew BJ's life.

Now, BJ needs our help to improve his mobility. Let's come together as #FSU Fans and ensure BJ gets the wheelchair-accessible van he deserves!

#BJSTRONG #FSUFamily

https://t.co/UGVKROhFG9

[Matt Baker @MattBakerCFB]

After Sportico first reported on FSU talking with private equity firms in August, I requested some records.
Got 2,500+ pages last week.
They touch everything from nine-figure deals to a potential exit date from the ACC to naming rights at Doak.
https://t.co/ycPy3QdQlz

[James Spann @spann]

From Lanae Kaney “My son's friend answered his math question like this.”

I do make mistakes, but hopefully not to this degree…

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

McGovern is on a roll

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

Eastern Ukraine, a Ukrainian Mavic 3 drone flies up to a Russian Silok-3 UAV jammer, and drops a series of F1 hand grenades on it.

[Worth Rises @WorthRises]

A private immigration prison in WA, run by GEO Group, must pay more than $23 million in back pay & penalties for violating WA’s minimum wage law by paying people it detains just $1/day.

GEO argued that detained workers are not “employees” covered by the state’s minimum wage law.

[Elizabeth West @Limeylizzie]

“We’re going to deport more people than the Nazis did” is quite the campaign slogan.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

The sacrifice has been made.