raymie

I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.

[raymie @raymie]

Sometimes you just NEED to eat a rotisserie chicken like a feral monster.

[Christian Brown @DeepOmega]

who up slouchin toward they bethlehem

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot
Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

god i love me. i’m so smart and hot. really wishing me the best in life.

[raymie @raymie]

@aledee15 Hey!

[Gabe González @gaybonez]

This is the precise moment Scorpio season started.

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

what you call a nervous breakdown i call oops, accidentally saw things as they are

[Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood]

me to cat: c’mere, lemme kiss u on the mouth. I love ya

cat: No — NO — but I will put one of my Fur in every meal you eat till the day you die, and in this way we shall be Together

[IDEO U @IDEOU]

"If you acknowledge that creative thoughts are the engine that drive innovation, suddenly creativity becomes really important."-@TomKelley74

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

don't change for anyone unless they are really hot and ignoring you

[raymie @raymie]

“Misused mobile UX patterns” by @kollinz https://t.co/BnBwe7bLHb

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

MEN! Accentuate parts of your body you like e.g. good legs, to draw attention away from problem areas e.g. the things you do and say.

[raymie @raymie]

Tequila makes me "fighty", but it seems that bourbon makes me "internet stalky."

[raymie @raymie]

While we're on the subject of ridiculous things that could cause international incidents, do the Brazilians know that we call it that?

[happierman.bsky.social @happierman]

because of internet i now read kfc as kentucky fuckin christ

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

This isn't my first rodeo. it's my two hundred and sixth. fuckin love rodeos. season tickets, baby