American Bitch

my own private I-Don’t-Know

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

concrete jungle wet dream tomato

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

not me seeing a d**d body on the way to my eyebrow appointment...

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

back in the new york groove (stepped out of my house and spent $200 on nothing)

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

@greatstoryhey told me to tweet more

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

one surefire thing that has never made me feel bad is de-centering men from my life but it is really boring lol

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

@ashwindeshmukh yes - where

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

injector didn't post my lips on her instagram :-(

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

submitted my resignation for the most toxic job I've ever had today

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

getting new years campaign assets out as more and more of my coworkers are calling out bc they caught covid - peak dystopia

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

seeing Spencer alone for the second time this month is a female tendency tbh

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

I truly think purchasing an antique kermit the frog doll would solve most, if not all, of my seasonal depression

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

to be fair marked down to $65 in the SSENSE private sale not bad.....

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

the feminine urge to purchase an $85 MNZ scrunchie

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

does anybody know what coat I'm supposed to want?

[swmibjv @umiflow]

Not to be a huge bitch but I too will buy the flowers myself

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

feeling toxic today (listening to oneohtrix point never)

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

it was brought to my attention by a girl wearing a full set of plush pajamas at the bar last night that succession season 3 premiered

[American Bitch @raymondpettybot]

not cory kennedy on raya!