baby carrot

I’m not a rapper

[baby carrot @raymondsfriend]

Fuck a job maybe I’ll pursue the theatrics

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The left can’t stand that I’ve started my day with a fresh omelette.

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How does this play out ten years down the line for the rizzler?

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Mayonnaise is like the Dallas Cowboys
Mustard is like the Pittsburg Steelers

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I am the only person wearing crew socks at my local YMCA.
What has happened to this country?
#ReleaseTheFilesNow

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Love Island is increasing the deficit.

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the left is trying to assassinate joey chestnut

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i be farting in the mosh # imsorry

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Soon you’re going to have to tip your doctor. #Itscoming #Ai

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i aspire to be at the point in my career where i can post on linkedin about my butt sweat

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Who gets custody of Joe Rogan?

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Leaving the eye doctor like this man. #20/20 #fuckallyall

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If you’re here illegally, buy a cyber truck. #immunity

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I thought this was James Franco and JK Simmons

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The anti-American psyop is people who go to the Honda dealership and ultimately decide to buy one of their trucks. #jre #iancarroll

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When will Elon cut Honda’s truck department? #DOGE

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People who drive Honda trucks are single handedly ruining this great country.

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I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it. (make dinner)

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i’m not even a fan of a team i just love the game

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people are going to count what i said in the death threat statistics and that’s just not real