Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦

Senior Software Engineer. Opinions are definitely my own.

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

@MarkFedRecruits @Novusnow Here here!

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

@FidoSolutions Cute. I am 4 days into trying to give you my money. No success yet.

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

@kelseyhightower I hear you. I get you. I live this.

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

@ashleymcnamara Those would be really great. Also lovely looking keyboard there.

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

@shaft There is so much wrong here that it is hard to find something that is right. Truely head shaking.

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

@techgirl1908 This is just too real. Alse ya, real fun to watch.

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

@editingemily @mattr_ That is really great. Congratulations.

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

@tsunamino Thank you. This will make them smile. 🙂

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

@tsunamino This picture just made my partner's day. Thanks!

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

@tsunamino Congrats. That is super great. I wish many good things for you.

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

@PHP_CEO This tweet helped me realise I should leave my brutal job a bit over a year ago. Life is a whole lot better now. Thanks for that.

[Yassine Chaouche @ychaouche]

for file in *; do echo -n "$file "; if output=$(ffprobe -v error -show_format_entry duration -sexagesimal "$file" 2>/dev/null); then echo ${output%???}; else echo "???"; fi; done | sort -rk2 | column -t

Sort your video files by duration instead of size
@climagic

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

@MehranUBC Truely well deserved. Keep up the wonderful work. I am sure many great minds will tip their cap to you over the years to come, as I do.

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

@kaifuglem Ya, I am. It makes me read slower so I pay better attention. It also creates some truly fun debates in the office.

[PHP CEO BLUECHECKMARK.JPEG @PHP_CEO]

DON'T WORRY IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE IN COMING TO WORK HERE

IT TAKES SOME TIME TO ADJUST

THAT'S NORMAL

IT'S NORMAL TO FEEL A CONSTANT SENSE OF DREAD

THAT'S WHAT NORMAL MEANS NOW FOR YOU

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

To real!

[PHP CEO BLUECHECKMARK.JPEG @PHP_CEO]

OK GREEN FIELD PROJECT FOR YOU GUYS, SO GO NUTS!

ONLY CONSTRAINTS:

1. IT HAS TO BE A DISTRIBUTED SYSTEM
2. YOU HAVE TO USE THIS GARBAGE THIRD PARTY TOOL WE'VE ALREADY PAID FOR
3. YOU HAVE TO USE THIS GARBAGE IN-HOUSE TOOL THATS THE DARLING PROJECT OF THE CTO

[Jared Palmer @jaredpalmer]

when your team gets assigned a "10x engineer"

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

Hello @theresa_may. Thought of you, hope all is going well.

[Stephan Rayner 🇨🇦 @rayner_stephan]

@freakonomics did you remove the download button on your archive?

[Tina O'Keeffe @tinaoke]

Reworking the tower at the end of the day been a great first day check out our second day matches tomorrow @sd61schools @EsqAtomSmashers #OMGrobots