𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 🕷️

♒︎ • she/her • wicked Bitch of the bayou .｡*ﾟ+.*.｡

[𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 🕷️ @raynleyy]

˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[cory @coolmathgame_]

dentist after examining my teeth: [frowning] i don’t like this [taking his tools out of my mouth] i don’t like teeth anymore

[ieva @mourninglambs]

Nothing can hurt me here …

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell ‘em you can brush your teeth with it

[garshmo @garshmo]

Say a hen needed a bathroom break. I would gladly sit on the egg. That’s just who I am

[Meg @heirmeg]

if u meet a bitch wit a cat name luna she beat on men

[꩜ @laylology]

They grow in like wisdom teeth so hang tight

[slothy @slothy_420]

for my next trick i’ll need a white person

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

ok well i misinterpreted what you said and it hurt my feelings so can you apologize to me

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Does anyone know how to get up when there is a beautiful angelic cat laying on you

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

The Little Shawty That Could

[Nina @ninaselenenyc]

I lied, there is no sex we need to give my cat a pill and it’s a two person job

[𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 🕷️ @raynleyy]

he likes big women that will hit him

[cass @luv2clomp]

who in they bed #bedtime

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Damn girl. Proceed to the route

[kris @gaysororityhoe]

I lied there’s no sex can you tuck me in