sydney

howard univ. | ♎️ | DMV

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me realizing giving 110% gets you the same paycheck as Susan who "forgets" to do her job:

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

His shit say Howard alum, and based on MY EXPERIENCE that’s worse than Sincere, good luck and Godspeed to my sister!!🤣🤣🤣

[dani @kordeilogy]

THE MEN VS. TRINITY #loveislandusa

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I really admire people who in 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. I need 30 minutes just to figure out where I am and who I am.

[ミ☆ @jeelordi]

jacob showing zendaya his script and that he’s finally done with the show

[Jay 🏂 @liljay8k]

Being black in a corporate is funny because why am I more cool with the security guards and cafeteria staff than my actual coworkers? 😂😂😂

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

ppl w adhd do shit like procrastinate for 3 months straight & then in one 24-hr day knock out 3 months of tasks. you either know this life or you don’t lol.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

[ɴ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

This what the “What’s the move?” at 4am person does when they’re forced to go home.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[Monique 🩷 @PrissVina]

Her and that man could’ve worked it out. Both crazy as hell.

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

When Beyoncé said “since I’m not your everything, how about I be nothing”. She snapped because yeah, exactly that.

[niy @luuvniya]

lately i've realized people don't be much of a loss lol i just had attachment issues

[iratus mater @mmerumphius]

My only cleaning tip is have people over regularly. Have tried all the organizational things over two decades, but the only thing that really matters is not going too long between hosting opportunities.

[𝐿🫧 @thegirlliii]

I’ll never go weird for weird just get tf out my face honestly

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Knowing the difference between who to cut off and who to be patient with is so important

[keef 𖤐 @ihykeef]

Nggas really be waking up like “let’s stand by the store”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i don’t play about my nonverbal time