LeBron James: “I’m up 3-0. I’m cooking you. You know how many teams came back from 3-0? None!”
Kevin Hart: “That’s not true. Didn’t you come back?”
LeBron: “3-1 b*tch.” 😭😭
(h/t @TheHeatCentral)
Probably the ugliest girl I’ve seen in my entire life slid me this instead of a tip at work. Kinda sucks that there’s a 90% chance I’m texting her bombed at 3 AM tonight but I’m in no condition to be turning down free hole as of late #dryspell#YouEitherHungryOrYouNot