stoner84

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[KevinlyFather 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇲🇼🇸🇿 @KevinlyFather]

Hurray!

We're back to square one!

[Rod @rodimusprime]

This dude is a Trump worshipping weirdo.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump, 80, seems unaware that everyone else is posing for a photo

[Sea Slug @sluggymcduggy]

I need her to sue everyone. The entire who pulled the trigger, the entire LAPD department & her neighbor called the cops. EVERYONE.

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

A difficult decision, but I, too, have decided to pretend to stop enriching uranium in exchange for $300 billion

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

The LAPD Division that killed the dog will be having “coffee with a cop” at a Starbucks on Thursday.

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

The LAPD will legit try to cover up dog murder with the same language they use to cover up human murder. Acting like this dog was some sort of killer

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Americans realizing they spent $75 billion fighting Iran, then another $300 billion rebuilding Iran, just to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the war started

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

I, too, have decided not to build nukes in exchange for $300 billion

[Tom Brennan @Brennanator]

My favorite part of the NBA finals was when that guy yelled “I’m in your head” and then had the biggest collapse in basketball history.

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

You see, the memorandum of understanding text is so advantageous to America that the administration hasn't released it yet because it would embarrass the Iranians toop much, and it's such a great deal that Americans just wouldn't be able to handle it. Heads would explode! That's the only reason that the administration, which can release the text at any time, has chosen to not release it yet!

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Trump's White House ballroom is no longer projected to be $400 m. It is now $600 m. and taxpayers are projected to pick up half the tab. WaPo with a big report

https://t.co/pJN0w4Sejn

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: United States becomes the first country in history to pay $300 billion to a country they defeated 50 times in one war.

[jawn wick @panhalfrican]

If a POODLE MIX scares you, don’t be a cop.

[Kara @UTDKarra]

THE RELATIONSHIP IS COMPLETELY BROKEN! 🇰🇷💔📰

The South Korean national team have decided to cut ties with the country’s press after an audio leaked in which several journalists mocked their captain, Son Heung-min.

The response from the team was immediate: total silence.

After the victory against Czech Republic, Son ignored all questions in the mixed zone, while the federation canceled all scheduled individual interviews.

The situation escalated so badly that the Korean Federation publicly reprimanded the media outlets covering the World Cup.

To make matters worse, the head of press for the delegation RESIGNED, taking responsibility for failing to control the journalists’ behavior.

🚨 The relationship between the South Korean national team and the media is now at its lowest point ever.

Respect your captain. Respect your players.

[David Wolpe @RabbiWolpe]

"In the conservative deeply Catholic Ireland of 100 years ago, Leopold Bloom was insulted and threatened, but Jews could at least still freely wander the streets of Dublin. In the Ireland of 2026, he would be advised not to try." https://t.co/YqwsDqSAhb

[stoner84 @raysup84]

@neoavatara Never had it

[The Chief @CalvinMcgettig1]

@ClayTravis Oh this one is easy:

[stoner84 @raysup84]

@ClayTravis So pride and love the same thing? You got an orange and brown spot on your nose