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Neglected keyboard artiste, misplaced desi

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You had me at Sargi.
Jerry Maguire (Karwachauth special)

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Fructose is present in both fruits and semen
#YouAreWelcome

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India you need to save your girls, not gais
#DelhiShamedAgain

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@domyowndance I was hardly here, love

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Lobia is Rajma's poor cousin from Pushp Vihar
#thoughtfortheday

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Why were 2 Muslim boys mum on beef?
Ans: Cause it's a gai thing
#BeefPolitics

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It's refugee and not migrant, let's get at least this right #SyriaCrisis #SyrianRefugees

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Potty and premature ejaculation wait for no man

[Stellla @Stellla_Artois]

Sad part is Salman would have had an actual shot at losing his virginity in jail.

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@jehangirify catty

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True story from Gujarat:
Sailes goes to library
Sailes picks Victor Hugo
Sailes Miserables

[@karishmaupadhyay.bsky @karishmau]

Rakhi be like #PacquiaoMayweather

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Manny's girlfriend comes home
Mom: Costly gift? Kitne paise dio
Girlfriend: Manny Pacquiao
#MayPac

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Mayfeather loses for that lousy anthem by Jamie Foxx #mayvspac

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Pacquiao sold doughnuts, I love doughnuts, Pacquiao wins
#MayVsPac

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Even my phoophi couldn't have figured that out #HowOldNet

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I'll believe that Baghdadi has died only after PM Modi claims credit for it
#abubakralbaghdadi

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Rahulwilaquwat

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Shouldn't PM Modi be visiting King's Landing for better ties or something?
#KisanVirodhiNarendraModi

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At a church
Priest: Prayer is the only way to god
Jacqueline: There's another way
Priest: What?
Jacqueline: Chittiyan Kalaiyaan way