Tony Stark ✌️️

For a mind like mine, your daily lives are all binary peripheral noise. From workshop to couch, I'm everybody's favorite money-making genius hero. (@Chiligoat!)

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

Money is the reason we exist, everybody knows that it's a fact. Kiss kiss!

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

Four years later, and the plea remains the same.

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

To all employees: please take all the time you need to make your voice heard today. Don't worry about workload, or your pay. Just go vote.

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

Everybody knows it takes at least two Tonies to tango.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

"Monotony" comes from the Italian phrase meaning "just one Tony," which is slang for a dull situation in Italy.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Leo coming out: *mass text to friends, family & heads of state* There will be a VERY important press conference tomorrow which I will live stream from my bedroom. Obviously RSVP!

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

Look people alls I'm sayin is this: What if superheroes wore starter jackets

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

@SpiderMumJess 12k x 100 is 120k; a perfectly adequate Saville is like £5k.

That said I do get the criticism- really I do - but you have to remember that just because I'm worth x dollars doesn't mean that it's my personal fortune to spend. A lot of people depend on it for their salaries!

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

@agentcbarton Got to get you /something/ for the holiday season

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

@SpiderMumJess H. Have you ever. Bought a suit.. What do you think even high end suits cost..

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

@agentcbarton I would fly to the ends of the Earth to personally antagonize you, yes.

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

ANYWAY, y'all want to make things a little seasonal up in here? You @ me the name of a charity and I'll send them a hundred bucks in your name. Ready? ROLL IT🎅🏼

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

And if doing your best wasn't good enough, let me know, okay? Send me an email. We'll talk about it. We always do a little better together.

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

Dear Fellow Alcoholics: I know it's tough this time of year. We'll be able to crawl back out soon, kids. Real soon. You're doing great.

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

@agentcbarton i will spray your hair red, white and blue any time, clinto, just say tge word.

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

Anyway, I can't believe an actor playing me in my biopic had a way better scan of Iron Santa from my old comic book than I did!

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

It's me, I'm the man.

[THOR @THOR_SON_OFODIN]

HAPPY YULE! MAY ODIN RAIN DOWN SWEET THINGS UPON YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN, LIKE A MAN SHELLING OUT BILLS IN A CLUB!

[Ken Rutkowski @kenradio]

This week, NASA's new Mars Rover drove through NYC. Incredible.

[Tony Stark ✌️️ @RazzleDazzly]

ElectroBOOM is a blessing to the scientific community.