Rob Burgess 🇨🇦

My humour may contain sex & innuendo. If this bothers you: Block Me
Alignment: Humorous Neutral
I have a pun and I'm not afraid to use it.
Sound tech.

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

Considering how Spiderman likes to run, jump, and climb on buildings, shouldn't his real name be Peter Parkour?

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@qikipedia You can never trust guys named Porky.

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@d__herbert @drhingram https://t.co/948kUY9WRT

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@smileitsfree44 This is why the thunder woke you up!

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@TomLumPerson I think I found the cat for you 😄

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@smileitsfree44 Grocery store

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@SamanthaPreis And you can fly!

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

I think that Journey really summed up my philosophy in life when they sang “Don’t Stop, Be Leaving “.

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@awhalefact Would you want to?

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@drhingram Sorry, you were going Wicker Man but I had Hal-An-Tow in my head 😀.

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@drhingram And winter’s gone away

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@smileitsfree44 Take off to the great white north, it’s a beauty way to go

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@qikipedia Do they have a photo of the actual mosquito? Or will they just say "they all look alike"?

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@d__herbert @notanastronomer Looks like we're gonna need a bigger table.

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@TuitNutrition @ketochow

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@qikipedia Go ahead and scoff, you'll see! Our raccoons, our geese, and don't forget our beaver!

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@drhingram @dgiffin As are you 😀

[Rob Burgess 🇨🇦 @rbdwarf]

@BluesEngine Definitely a cool tune!