peanut

when it comes to the bitches, someone once told me that it's a marathon, not a sprint. well, I sprint marathons.

chaotic evil

[peanut @rbeaeuceer]

let's:
-bag this brioche
-cop this ciabatta
-fuck up this focaccia
-nail this naan
-pack this pita
-save this sourdough
-roast this rye
-butcher this bagel
-pimp this paratha
-tackle this tortilla
-murder this multigrain
-whip this whole wheat

[“David” “Veltri” @Veltrida]

you get one song, what you playin?

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

https://t.co/bqk7aWKGlZ

[TUCKER @JERICHO]

Lets eat some ass today !!

[trap dad @dude_gang]

Hooked myself up to an IV just to increase my drip 😤

[Pornhub @Pornhub]

RT for a chance to win a Stayhomehub hoodie 🔥 all collection sales from the Stayhomehub Collection go to Coronavirus relief https://t.co/TjQIXIMeLW

[OpTic Hitch @hitchariide]

I am CRYING

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

i’m sorry bernie

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

https://t.co/U9OLMH43Ag

[peanut @rbeaeuceer]

best part of quarantine thus far

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

https://t.co/U9OLMH43Ag

[peanut @rbeaeuceer]

I'm tryna wife someone up. someone who will clean up after I cook for us but will also let me impregnate their throat

[Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact]

i̡͔̠̘͈̱͑́̀̓̍̈́͘͜͢͝ͅt̴͕̭̗̠̭̳͑̄͗͋͗̎̾͞ i̶̛͔̱̥͕̫͗̆̉͋͜͠s̢͓̫͉̮̜̮̪̈́̇̂̆͌̎̋̅͌͟ ţ̴̥̼̩̺͚̀͑͆͌̿̔̇͒͠ĩ̥̦̰̺̞̌̓͛̾͗͘͝ͅm͇͇̪̱͒̒̄̍̏̏́͆͜͢͢͝ę̶̡̬̱͓̦̣̗͛̆̔̈̑͘͜͟ to go

[peanut @rbeaeuceer]

@BlakeWurm @TheNotoriousMMA @GetVideoBot

[peanut @rbeaeuceer]

this shit needs to be over. I'm tryna suck some titties

[PROTOHYPE @Protohype]

i’m so afraid of snakes but for some reason if that snake is wearing a hat i am no longer threatened

[peanut @rbeaeuceer]

@Topgolf shut down your locations and send your employees home. quit caring about money over them and guests. a mass gathering in your establishment is exactly what we're trying to avoid.

[peanut @rbeaeuceer]

dentist: uses sharp pointy metal things to claw away at teeth, and laser powered water flosser firing at 20,000 rpms digging into already sensitive tissue

also dentist: yOuR gUmS sEeM tO bE bLeEdInG