Gerald of Wales

Keep calm and document Welsh beavers.

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

@RGuinivere @RBLTheatreCo Enjoy your marriage! #awks

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

Meeting Empress Matilda! That's one off the bucket list. And she knew my name!

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

I'm not fasting now if you fancy a pint?

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

@RBLjocelin Is your job as unpleasant as mine? All these royals and archbishops are hard work. Worse than a barrel of testicle-less beavers.

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

Anyone seen @RBLBecket? He's taken his underwear bag. We've got a dinner to get to!

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

If I ever see that lute peasant @bartholomew_of again there'll be trouble! Now I've got to get this blood out of my cassock before this feast!

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

Umm. We've got an empty cell here guys. Did that @RBLAmaria woman bring a suspicious cake in or anything?

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

Well, nothing else can go wrong. Right, let's check on those prisoners. That'll cheer me up.

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

Ooh I feel sick. It's either all this fasting or the guilt of blackmail. Probably the fasting.

[RBLBrian2 @rblbrian2]

My life in a shell nut

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

@RBLBecket I'll give you that wake up call in five minutes for matins. Thought I best give you a warning in case you're not dressed again. Hopefully nothing embarrassing like that will happen again, Your Grace.

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

@RBLBecket I've definitely burned that letter. Some vegetable seller called Chris helped me.

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

@RBLBecket @caseyjayandrews @RBLTheatreCo I've been throwing heretics in jail all evening. One more won't hurt.

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

Look at this feller, chewing his nuts.

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

What do I do about this then? #rbl #henryii #tweetnight

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

Oof. Nothing worse than a telling off from the Archbish. I do hate to see him humiliated about his privates though. #rbl #henryii

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

Cracking abbey, isn't it? @RBLBecket

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

I'm on my way! @RBLBecket

[Gerald of Wales @RBLGerald]

Sgleinwch fy croesodiad. Rwy'n barod ar gyfer yr eglwys.