Becca Hansen

I am here to fight evil and exchange good-natured barbs.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

“I think what you’ll discover is that we have so much more in common than not”

[Becca Hansen @rbnhansen]

@kim_waggoner Absolutely nothing better than grocery shopping with you, pal.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Weird that March is next month when March was also last month

[Garrett Haake @GarrettHaake]

In related news, Dry January is extremely over.

[Becca Hansen @rbnhansen]

And they call us “snowflakes”...

[Kaili Joy Gray @KailiJoy]

When Democrats lost in 2016, they knitted pink hats and donated to Planned Parenthood.

[Becca Hansen @rbnhansen]

My man @SteveKornacki talking about my boys @WashingtonNFL. SWOOOOOON. 😍😍😍 #HTTWFT

[Becca Hansen @rbnhansen]

@kolson_12 @Canes That is NOT okay.

[Becca Hansen @rbnhansen]

Classic.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Love that other countries are celebrating Trump losing like we defeated the mothership in Independence Day

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

I hope Steve is in his favorite PJs and resting so easy after his wonderful service to the country!! Sleep tight my calculator holding prince!! #kornackiThirst

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

YES.

[Andrew Siciliano @AndrewSiciliano]

I have a projection to make…

We’re going to need to open another bottle of wine.

[Becca Hansen @rbnhansen]

I am DONE with 2020. This one hurts too much.

[Donnovan Bennett @donnovanbennett]

Why don’t we have more women working in sports? Because it’s so often not a safe and welcoming environment. @washingtonpost story on the #WashingtonFootball team is the latest example. Time for Dan Snyder to relinquish the right to own a #NFL team.

[Dan Kolko @DanKolko_]

Oh, HELL yeah. The Nats and MASN will be re-airing all 12 of the Nats’ 2019 Postseason wins (along with the parade) throughout the first half of April. Love this move.

[John Levenstein @johnlevenstein]

I wouldn’t say my quarantine diet is centered around fresh greens and fruits and veggies, no.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Note that Trump’s coronavirus team is all male, all old, and all white.

[Becca Hansen @rbnhansen]

...the ideological party blaming in this press conference is PISSING ME OFF...