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Be #RelentlesslyGay fam!
This account is a parody of a successful writer. Don't ban me, Elon!

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@LluisAbadias Snakemen often strap captured humans to their torso as shields to prevent other humans from using AOE magic or arrows in battle.

The humans are always bound backwards, with their face pressed into the warrior's groin. Humans find it dishonorable to shoot each other in the back.

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@SamtimeNews This isn't remotely true and you know it. Apple computers will cost the user hundreds of more dollars the first time they have any kind of problem because of apple's repair policies.

I can only assume you are lying to people because you're a paid apple whore.

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@pioneerspacesim Are the cheat codes supposed to be working? If so, they aren't. I mean, that's not going to stop me from making myself insanely wealthy by exploiting the game mechanics but still.

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#writingcommunity

What if cats are secretly spiritual cultivators gathering their chi to fight spiritual evils humans can't see?

It explains why they sleep so much and stare off into space for hours at a time. #showerthoughts

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@Cernovich Yeah, how dare voters stop Republicans from rigging the election?! Democracy sucks, right conservatives?!

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@Matt_Pinner Take the money God gave me and pay off my family's debts. After all, nothing happens by accident, right?

God clearly wanted me to have that money and who am I to question his plan?

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@KeithMcCue8 @DemonFly666 @Geiger_Capital Yes, but LAND DOESN'T VOTE. The people mostly live in the cities like every other state and they voted blue.

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@KeithMcCue8 @Geiger_Capital Are you so stupid you can't comprehend that the cities where MOST of the people in the state lives voted blue while the cow fucking hicks that live in tiny little towns in the middle of nowhere voted red?

MOST of the people in the state live in the blue zone.

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@elonmusk Republicans are super mad they can't legally stop black people from voting.

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@StateDept I just don't understand how the people who worked under that lunatic that went around blowing up schools and murdering civilians could still follow his orders after he had held power for so long. Why did none of his generals rebel?

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@WakeUpPatriott Could we maybe have someone to vote for who isn't a creep that wears mascara and wants to occupy the middle-east indefinitely with American troops?

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@elonmusk This is a very appropriate image if you consider all the people who will be displaced because of the pollution and water consumption needed to create this A.I. slop.

Very hunger games.

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@nooooooooticer @elonmusk Elon has always been pro-Palestinian genocide. Why would the Jews hate him? If the judge was from Africa where Musk's family funded a lot of murder and slavery you might have a valid point but I don't see why the Jews would have anything against him.

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@elonmusk Do you think people on the radical left are wearing bow ties ? Also this is clearly photoshopped. I thought you were supposed to be smart.

It's not even a good shop. You can see an area under the tie they just filled in with the paint bucket. Should have used stable diffusion.

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@Jondelinde @MbarkCherguia Poor people don't spend their time doing things like this. They can't afford to.

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@MattSybrant6563 @MbarkCherguia In some places they rape children then murder them. I don't think we should seek to emulate the worst behaviors on Epstein Island.

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@MbarkCherguia A free dinner at waffle house.

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@cenkuygur @GoBlue1520 @megynkelly @TuckerCarlson @FmrRepMTG You know what both your examples have in common?
They are both perfectly happy to jump in bed with actual Nazis and KKK if it means them getting to steal wealth and prosperity from minorities in America.

The two things every MAGA has in common is hate and a low IQ.

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.@cenkuygur
You keep acting like the far left and the far right are your enemies without ever stopping to think, "Hey, doesn't that mean I've become the exact kind of ineffectual centrist that I ranted against for the last 30 years?"

You have become the Schumer of #TheYoungTurks

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@Mishi_2210 She also needs your mother's maiden name and the name of your first pet.