rachael

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Ryan John | Reality TV @RyanJohn___]

The Gypsy Rose Blanchard Munchausen By Proxy Idol where one player gets to induce illness on another player of their choosing to gain sympathy #Survivor #Survivor50

[Rick Devens @Rick_Devens]

😁

[A @seattleiminyou]

I feel like a shelter dog that doesn’t do well with men or fireworks

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

You know what Kyle Cooke… keep DJing

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

at the doctor's office booing all the names being called that aren't mine

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Kristi Noem's time as Secretary of Homeland Security. The plastic surgery addict enjoyed dressing up for photos while arresting minorities.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Everything is Really scary if you're me. Omg

[angel 🐾 @irlyaoigod]

every time i go out in public i genuinely feel like an alien pretending to be a human and everyone around me can tell

[Sopranos Central @orange_peelbeef]

The New Yorker, June 4 2007

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

if there’s one thing democrats fuckin love, it’s an off year election

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

when we drive in your car i'm mamdani

[Grace @gracecamille_]

I can’t believe something good has happened

[. @mithkii]

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life

[Zito @_Zeets]

Gordon Parks had some wonderful images of showgirls in Life magazine back in 1958. They accompanied the article “Without the Girls, Show Biz Is No Biz”

[clintoris @clintoris]

Posting Instagram stories is the only way I can stave off the evil entities that attached themselves to me in H&M in 2017

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

Me in Trader Joe’s on a Sunday trying to get to the butternut squash Mac and cheese