@MichaelDell Ahh, yes. You're the epitome of a hardworking man that would never commit fraud. It was Dell Inc that paid the SEC $100 million in fraud charges... you, just $4m. All of it was just a big misunderstanding. And since no one admitted any wrongdoing, there's no foul, right?
@engineering_bae Honestly, I'm okay with going back to 5-day in office... assuming my compensation is competitive enough with others that are partial / full remote.
@TomCottonAR Rather than get to the bottom of child safety, you badgered someone on their loyalty to their country. Thanks for your continued effort as a national embarrassment.
@elonmusk "Apologies if your self-esteem is too delicate to handle constructive criticism regarding your rather uninspiring choice of words." -- Microsoft, probably
@eddiejaoude Regardless of intent, this 'show me your repos' nonsense pops up too often. I relax in my spare time. My mental health is worth far more than some collaboration clout.
@engineering_bae To be honest, I may just hang up my keyboard and go on to something else... or maybe I'll heavily consider retirement and be the hermit I've always been destined to be.
@therealdanvega If I didn't have to be in-person for work, I would try treadmill walking for all of my meetings. I tend to not have so much brain fog when I'm in motion.
@starbuxman Make an alias for mvn to "rm -rf repo; mvn" (or I guess you could use mvn dependency:purge-local-repository) Viola, problem solved! π
Of course, then you'll forget and wonder why it takes forever to run your mvn cmd. π¬