Ricardo Cabrales

[Keith Love @klove006]

#youknowtheystalkingyou if they know your password in facebook or twitter.

[Timothy Harwell @timharwell999]

#goseeksomehelp if your fart stinks more worse than expired milk

[Oscar Parton @OscarParton]

#youknowtheycheating if the inbox has a password!

[Nathaniel Platero @nplatero18]

#RelationshipsEndBecause SOMEBODY Cared More Than The Other

[Ramon Gaumer @ramongaumer36]

#closingarguments by taking your iPod out & seem busy so they just shut up!

[Ricardo Cabrales @rcabrales58]

#fatpeoplenightmares delivery service ending

[Ricardo Cabrales @rcabrales58]

"#fatpeoplenightmares A giant Broccoli chasing them and saying: ""EAT ME!"""

[Ricardo Cabrales @rcabrales58]

#fatpeoplenightmares being fat their whole life

[Jorge Burgett @burgett151]

#ialwayswantedtobe one of those guys that give girls massages.... Which why I took a massage class I give pretty good massages

[Shane Bove @sbove0041]

#honestyhour depression ruins my life.

[Dean Matley @dmatley014]

#ineedtostop.......AT NOTHING I LOVE MY LIFE TOO MUCH TO EVEN THINK OF STOPPING THE PARTY FROM PUMPING WHEN IM AROUND!!

[Roberto Fitzhugh @robertfit00000]

#waystoirritateme call me & text me when it's clear I'm ignoring you. Nothing you have to say is that important.

[Vernon Gaudreau @vgaudreau064]

#ineedtostop thinking she'll open up her eyes and be with me

[Greg Kinyon @gregkinyon89]

#1thingicantstand is cigarette smoke. Stinks like hell.

[Clifford Flinn @CliffordFlinn]

#1thingicantstand is when people walk really slow infront of you! 

[Christopher Coy @ccoy54545]

"BARCELONA is on top of my #VacationWishList, followed closely by VENICE."

[Lester Pewitt @lpewitt09]

wait did i miss the #missusa pageant im mad... i watch it every year i wonder where my mind was this year!?

[Ricardo Cabrales @rcabrales58]

#signsuasidechick You've never met any of his friends or family.

[Ricardo Cabrales @rcabrales58]

"#SignsUaSideChick You hear ""Can't talk in the phone while I'm at work"" ""I was sleeping"" all the time."

[Ricardo Cabrales @rcabrales58]

#SignsUASideChick He only wants you at night