Rachael Boswell

I'm like the female version of Michael Scott meets Chandler Bing

[Rachael Boswell @rcbozzybos]

Idk why I just remembered this, but one time in 3rd grade, it was dress up as your favorite book character and I dressed up as a noodle from a cookbook.

[Rachael Boswell @rcbozzybos]

Accidentally typed 911 into the keypad that unlocks the door to my gym today and if that’s not proof of a subconscious idk what is.

[Rachael Boswell @rcbozzybos]

*opens fridge at work*
Coworker: wow, it’s so empty
Me: I can relate
Them: no food at home?
Me: No, I’m empty inside
Them: umm..

[Rachael Boswell @rcbozzybos]

@aCommonWhteGirl @ecrane10 college algebra😂😂

[Rachael Boswell @rcbozzybos]

I've always loved 'The Parent Trap' but now that I think about it, like, that's some really shitty parenting

[Rachael Boswell @rcbozzybos]

What's the appropriate bed time for someone who has a real job, but still makes duck lips out of pringles? Asking for a friend.

[Rachael Boswell @rcbozzybos]

"Are you a snooze button? Cause I'd hit that...every Mon-Fri" would prob be my go to pick up line if my friends ever let me go out w/ them.

[Rachael Boswell @rcbozzybos]

If I worked at a seafood restaurant, I'd start every conversation with how can I 'kelp' you and not feel bad about it.

[Rachael Boswell @rcbozzybos]

Does anyone else call walking out of a Mexican restaurant after eating too much the 'guac of shame'? No? Lol ok haha yeah...me either

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"A man just assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter. How dairy." — Western University

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Whoever decided to put the question mark right next to the exclamation point on a keyboard was a monster?

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Kanye West is opening a breakfast restaurant called: Omelette you Finish." — Salisbury University

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Well I'm 1/8th Polish, I guess you could call me a tadpole." — University of Birmingham

[Rachael Boswell @rcbozzybos]

Futbol > Football #DosACero

[Rachael Boswell @rcbozzybos]

"It's officially flannel season, bitches" -Addie https://t.co/JGoOkHcClA

[Rachael Boswell @rcbozzybos]

I'm glad that tying jackets/flannels around your waist is back in. It's practical and I'm not embarrassed to be seen with my mom

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Describe yourself in 3 words: Lazy." — University of Exeter

[Rachael Boswell @rcbozzybos]

Currently eating one scoop of ice cream for every wedding I see on my timeline and not having to share it with anyone.

[Rachael Boswell @rcbozzybos]

Me: "Let's play fetch!"
Addie: "Ugh so mainstream" #hipster… https://t.co/9w4FD3NcLV