I’m The Chit

[Film at Lincoln Center @FilmLinc]

We hereby offer Mr. Wembanyama tickets to our Sunday, June 7 screening of Bernardo Bertolucci's stunning five-and-a-half hour epic 1900 when he is in the city later this week on a work-related trip...

[camoufly 🌟 @camouflybeats]

fucked up in the crib sippin Dr Doctor

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

… 🤔 …

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

It begins

[University Co-op @universitycoop]

I have plans on Friday sorry

[Keith Murphy @murphdogg29]

There are millions of kids now adults smiling at this very moment. Well deserved, Science Guy. Well deserved.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

These guys were both at Jan 6

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

Thanks Jeff Lawson for buying the Onion so we could get this great zoom in on electoral coverage. No other news source has gone to this level of detail.

[Ron Despectrum @WhoIsNickCage]

It’s Shen Yun for white women

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Wild Austin Weekend Venn starring Formula 1, Georgia Fans, and Austin FC

[Danny Davis @_dannydavis]

Four Texas students have already grabbed their spots in the student entrance line outside of DKR. The Texas-Georgia showdown doesn’t kick off for another 31 hours. #HookEm

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

🤘🏻

[Barstool Longhorn @UTBarstool]

Someone Get @QuinnEwers A Double Chunk Chocolate Cookie 💥💥

[Jdin @VerdeLonghorn]

Shoutout to everybody who stayed loyal even through times like these. We are officially #1 for the first time since 2008. 🤘

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Texas Fight 🤘

[AP Top 25 @AP_Top25]

POLL ALERT: Texas is No. 1 in the AP Top 25 college football poll for first time in 16 years as Georgia drops to No. 2.

Full poll: https://t.co/7dTTUiSC1j

[Brent @Brentweets]

Jimmy Carter showing up to the Democratic National Convention as the surprise guest

[Danny Davis @_dannydavis]

With Texas and Texas A&M set to hold a joint press conference tomorrow, I'm reminded of what Justin Tucker told me a few years ago when I asked if he wanted his kick to remain the final memory in the rivalry between the Longhorns and Aggies: