Schrödinger's Jayhawk.

Kansas Diaspora since 1973. From time to time do physics. @rcjhawk almost everywhere else.

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Extra-Dry Martini
2 oz. Gin
Stir over ice.
Say the word "vermouth."
Strain into martini glass.
-- Mary Robinette Kowal, "The Spare Man" (Tor, 2022)

[World History Encyclopedia @whencyclopedia]

😉😂😂

#HistoryHumour #TheOdyssey

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@rbnmckenna86 @FlintDibble

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@TerribleMaps It was more like this

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@CamWalsh27 This map needs a Napolean retreating from Russia graphic, with ever shrinking crew size.

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@CamWalsh27 I've been listening the the Odyssey, so far it seems to go like this:

A god: Odysseus, do this and you'll get home safely

Odysseus: That sounds like a good idea, but ... nope

If not him, his crew

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@Penguin_Pete We're geared to the clock, not to the sun. If Elon launches all his satellites and turns the sky totally black, your office will still want you in at 9am and out at 5pm.

Personally I want sunset to be between 8 and 9pm wherever I happen to be at the moment. Y'all can adapt.

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@MerriamWebster Recently.

Far to many papers begin

Recently (cites work several years old)

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@NiceQueenCersei That's Chucky I of England
I was thinking of Chucky II of Spain
But yeah

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@WilliamShatner I've found that getting the vaccine works best.

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@pgrathoff So now we can't say "we're just the worst team that doesn't play at altitude?"

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@KCMagicNumber I thought it was a most a Flagrant I, which I equate with a yellow card, but as pointed out in other responses, without the red card suspension there isn't any incentive to be "sportsmanlike" at the end of a game.

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@FlintDibble They did cause the invention of language.

"WHAT DOES THAT DAMN CAT WANT NOW?"

is difficult to express via grunts.

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@God_Questioner Persephone regularly gets resurrected as part of a bad time-share deal.

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@jan_murray Someone always says it's lupus.

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@Fintelwudelwixx @BadMedicalTakes Should I steal this?
Probably not.
Ah, what the heck.

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@ScrapIronLiver @BlaiseInKC My view of it was reposted by someone else. If each follower likes and reposts it 4 times, and all those people like it, you get those kind of numbers.

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Ah, the lonely young women who want to talk with an imaginary androgynous bird are back.

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@ThePercyfan @modernoverman @BretDevereaux And he's famous for throwing a punch at a meeting he didn't attend.

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@gregmarshall59 @BadMedicalTakes Oh, good, we're making you pay more. Marketing seems to be improving. 😆