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[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[Jeremy Jones @JeremyJones22]

Oh good, they’re arguing golf handicaps.

[Rachel @rcjo98]

@hlane1017 @rebekuhsdavis When he was talking about getting a house and how that doesn’t seem real now cause “the mortgage you know…usually thr mortgage low cause the utilities be high”… sir??

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

UT Austin published this video for Free Speech Week 6 mos ago.

Q: Why can members of the public come to campus at any time and engage in demonstrations

A: State law in Texas allows members of the public...to come onto campus and use our common outdoor areas for speech activity

[Rachel @rcjo98]

I don’t care about anything except that Molly Davis better be able to play at least a minute in her final March Madness run

[tom @pricesandvices]

Whatever Ed and Donna did to help their sons become emotionally available needs to be studied

[🏹Hi Lea! 🏹 @MadAmour13]

Me reporting on Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift to my friends, family, and coworkers.

[Rachel @rcjo98]

Friend **literally in the Bahamas on her beautiful honeymoon**
Me **still sending her 14 tik toks, 8 insta posts, and 3 Reddit threads about Taylor swift**

[Sav @SavLovesSwift]

Very nice of Taylor to visit her stadiums during the off-season

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

Millennials have been talking about this for the past 15 years while Fox News called us snowflakes and made fun of people who had to live with their parents but I’m glad they’re suddenly taking it so seriously 🙄

[Rachel @rcjo98]

I just want to experience listening to Folklore & Evermore for the first time again.

[kemi @kemimarie]

it’s text people back day

[Rachel @rcjo98]

Dutch Bros employees will have you talking about your childhood trauma before your drink even comes out.

[Rachel @rcjo98]

Hate US healthcare? Read this.
Don’t hate US healthcare? READ THIS.

[GL @gldivittorio]

In honor of being a cancer sun and peak cancer season being upon us, I figured now was the right time to hard launch that I have cancer 🦀

[Rachel @rcjo98]

@gldivittorio This is an amazing thread and incredibly informative. I’ve been following you for a while and love your work, this is no exception, although I wish you never had to write this.

[Rachel @rcjo98]

Me defending Kirk Cousins with my life after seeing him on #QuarterbackNetflix

[‘Ole Prop Joe @daddyof4beagles]

The transition in Quarterback with Mahomes saying “I’m that motherfucker” to Kirk Cousins saying “ah shoot I burned a hole in my favorite sweatshirt” has me crying