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[yukon_cornelius @rcmatny94]

this is our friendly backyard groundhog, i like to call them gus. gus eats the weeds and bugs that make their way into our back yard. Gus' favorite activity is sunning on the ridge of the firepit

[Konnor Griffin Lover @KonnorGLover]

Fun fact: if you win 2 games the browns fan base will forgive u for raping at least 27 women

[ashley aireonna @ashaireonna]

Deshaun Watson is a sexual predator. It’s actually sick that he’s allowed to be on tv. They just showed young boys wearing his jersey cheering. This is the cycle of rape culture. men don’t care about women & we are meant to sit with that heart break and rage and not make a scene

[Hudson @GuzzleGuinness]

HEARTWARMING: millennial employee overjoyed to hear childhood music again

[Ryan Mead @OhRyanMead]

IGOR GOAL

IM CRYING

[Geoff Pontes @GeoffPontesBA]

Analytics is information, that’s it.

You can both manage the moment and make informed decisions. Those things aren’t at odds w/ each other.

[yukon_cornelius @rcmatny94]

thats using analytics you fucking donut

[yukon_cornelius @rcmatny94]

@OhRyanMead kucherov

[⚡️ @yankeesvision]

Career Playoff OPS:

PCA: .341
Machado: .710
Acuna: .791
Olson: .683
J-Ram: .692
Yandy: .560
Witt: .414
Yelich: .664
Arenado: .385
Mookie: .740
Tucker: .693

But Aaron Judge should be burned at the stake for having a .822 OPS and 125 wRC+

[Steve @Srechter7]

Gotta side with Willson here. Gut the analytics department, hire from the Angels and Rockies orgs, and get that once proud organization back to where it belongs!

[Scott Lewis @vosdscott]

Excellent time for the owners to shut the sport down indefinitely.

[yukon_cornelius @rcmatny94]

@TheChadWithrow if that was the purpose than you'd play 162 games against strictly your division...the point of the regular season is to determine the teams who deserve to be in the playoff and those that dont

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

The MLB playoffs feel so good when you don't have John Smoltz in your ear telling you how much they suck

[Steve @Srechter7]

Feels like just yesterday I was called a hopeless nerd for believing Ben Rice would be a great major league hitter

[CC Sabathia @CC_Sabathia]

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[Priyanshu Singh @RealPriyanshu9]

Peter Claffey being Ser Dunk the Tall in real life
👏👏❤️❤️
#AKOTSK

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Fascism comes for the arts precisely because art is a window to empathy and humanity.

[Yankees Files @YankeesFiles]

“You need guys to make contact and move runners over!!!!”

Shut up. Hit dingers.

[LSDon @LSDonTV]

The idea that higher education should only be pursued as a way to make as much money as possible is evidence we’ve entirely lost the plot of what it means to be human

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Fun fact. Theres more white men raping girls at Cornell University than there is trans people playing sports in all of collegiate athletics.

[P1 with Matt & Tommy @MattP1Tommy]

Us: “Will [Portimao] suit these cars”

Max: “Well these cars don’t suit anything”

🤣🤣🤣