Bobby Crisp

[Bobby Crisp @rcrispino]

@Billyp193 @superfooty Another? When was the last one Hawks got? Boi isn’t even projected to go top 30!
Brown is 2 years away. Lots can change before then

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@HawksInsiders Going to be so pissed if it isn’t Flame Hawk

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@HawkTalkPod It’s a 2027 third rounder tied to Port, feels low

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@Calid19 youngest top 5 in BnF

[Swamp @sirswampthing]

Average age of top 5 in 2026 club B&Fs (sorted oldest to youngest)
28 - MELB RICH ADEL NTH SYD
27 - BRIS COLL GWS WBD
26 - WCE
25 - FREM PORT STK GCS CARL ESS
24 - HAW GEEL

@AFL

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@hawthornzone Can't wait for the spin on how it was the right move all along to keep him and knock back 4 firsts.....only to get a first and a second (in a worse draft)

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@smorganism Makes no sense

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@JontyRalphsmith Percy Burgoyne?

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@bazz_27 sure champ

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@smorganism @bazz_27 oppo supporters just want to hate Sicily no matter what. He could cure cancer tomorrow and they'd have a go at him for not solving world poverty too

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@Calid19

[Fox Footy @FOXFOOTY]

James Sicily GIVES IT to Patrick Voss after the siren! 🌶️ 👀

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@HawthornFC announce Dear re-signing

[Disney @Disney]

Ready for a new adventure? 💛 An original Kingdom Hearts anime series inspired by the beloved video game franchise is coming soon to @DisneyChannel and @DisneyPlus

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@Calid19

[KINGDOM HEARTS @KINGDOMHEARTS]

A brand-new adventure awaits as the world of Disney and Pixar's Coco joins KINGDOM HEARTS IV.

Now available to wishlist on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox ON PC, Nintendo Switch 2, Steam, and Epic Games Store.

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@MattyWindley any chance we can get Club 11 back in frame?

[Football360.com.au @football360au]

It's official: It is the end of Western United.

After a year in hibernation, @ESPNAusNZ's Joey Lynch reports that the APL have officially terminated the club's participation agreement, leaving it with no pathway back into the competition.

[Football360.com.au @football360au]

It's official: It is the end of Western United.

After a year in hibernation, @ESPNAusNZ's Joey Lynch reports that the APL have officially terminated the club's participation agreement, leaving it with no pathway back into the competition.

[Aaron Smith @aaronsmith]

Dave, you've responded to a detailed fact check by introducing an entirely different argument.

Whether government should be smaller is an interesting discussion. It just isn't the discussion we were having.

We were discussing whether your description of Australia's economic history in a 90 second clip was accurate.

It wasn't.

What I think is extraordinary isn't that you got things wrong. Everyone does. It's that you've conceded precisely nothing.

Not one factual error. Not one correction. Not one "Fair enough, I got that wrong".

You have a remarkable ability to turn economic fiction into confident public performance. The problem isn't just the mistake. It's that once the performance is over, the fiction is simply left behind for your audience to keep repeating.

You haven't acknowledged that you confused government debt with the Future Fund. Your reply now explains how the Future Fund grew from around $60 billion to $255 billion which is a baffling addition, given you previously spoke about it as though it had ceased to exist.

You haven't acknowledged that you claimed the GFC stimulus was funded by the Future Fund. Or that your broader account of Australia's response to the GFC was wildly misleading.

Instead, you've simply changed the subject, which is a perfectly respectable debating tactic, provided nobody remembers what the original discussion was about.

When the errors are painstakingly explained, you don't correct the record. You simply move on, leaving the misinformation behind for your audience to repeat as though it were true.

I’m reminded of a line from Jackson Lamb in Slow Horses - Explaining this to you has become rather like trying to explain Norway to a dog.

[Aaron Smith @aaronsmith]

Thank you, Dave. I appreciate you reaching out to ask what you got wrong.

The clip we’re discussing is less than 90 seconds long. What I’m about to do demonstrates Brandolini's Law: where the amount of energy required to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude greater than that required to produce it. Or, in this case, it takes around 600 words to correct 90 seconds of your economic fan fiction.

1⃣ Between 0 and 30 seconds

You begin by confusing government debt with the Future Fund and appear to suggest that the Future Fund can't exist along side Govt debt.

They’re different things. One can exist without the other, and in Australia they do.

Australia's Future Fund was established in 2006 with an initial govt investment of about $60B. Its first annual report, in 2008, showed assets of around $64 billion - not the $100B you suggested.

Then, at around 27 seconds, you talk about the Future Fund as though it ceased to exist (you used the word 'had' as in past tense).

It still very much exists Dave. In fact, it's grown every single year since it was created. Today it's worth around $270 billion, or over $330 billion once the other funds under management are included (eg Medical Research / Housing Australia / Drought).

So before we're even 30 seconds into the clip you've managed to confuse government debt, the Future Fund, its size, and whether it still exists.

That’s a lot of economic history to get wrong in under 30 seconds.

2⃣ Around 32 seconds

You then claim Kevin Rudd used the Future Fund to "flush money through the economy".

Again, that’s simply false. The Future Fund wasn't used to fund the stimulus. It wasn't used to build school halls. It wasn’t used for any of the things you’re describing. In your defence, you do briefly flirt with the possibility that you don’t actually know what you’re talking about. Sadly, it was a very short-lived relationship.

The GFC stimulus was funded through government borrowing.

For context, construction approvals were collapsing, more than a million Australians worked in construction, and the objective was to stop unemployment exploding during the worst global financial crisis in generations.

You're welcome to argue that was the wrong policy (but you didn't). You’re not entitled to rewrite where the money came from.

3⃣ At about 44 seconds

You say, "I might be wrong".

I concede you were correct during this part of the video.

4⃣ From 44 seconds onwards

You make a series of broad claims about the GFC response.

Yes, government debt increased. That's true.

What you omit is that Australia's stimulus largely went directly to households rather than primarily rescuing financial institutions, as happened in many other countries.

The aim was simple: keep people spending, businesses operating and Australians employed while global demand collapsed. It's known as counter-cyclical fiscal policy.

Whether you agree with it politically is your business.

The specific outcome for Australia isn't contested though - Australia was one of only two economies in the OECD to avoid recession during the Global Financial Crisis. There's no reality where that wasn’t a comparatively impressive outcome.

The money didn’t need to "trickle down". The entire point was that it started at the bottom.

5⃣ Government debt

Throughout the clip (and in life generally) you repeatedly return to the theme Labor is responsible for Australia’s debt (which btw is comparatively low).

Here are the actual numbers of net debt added by each Govt since 2007.

> Rudd/Gillard: about $190 billion over six years.
> Abbott/Turnbull/Morrison: about $366 billion over nine years, around two-thirds of which pre-dated COVID.
> Albanese: about $75 billion over four years.

Those figures don’t support the story you've been telling people. And that’s really the issue.

This isn't about getting one date wrong or misremembering one statistic. Nearly every claim in your 90-second clip turns out to be either wrong or misleading.

If you're going to publicly lecture Australians about economic history, the bare minimum expectation is that you’ve first acquainted yourself with it.

Because once the errors have been pointed out, as they have been to you multiple times, every repetition stops looking like an accident and starts looking like a strategy.

Given your very public coffee with Angus Taylor last week, perhaps people are entitled to ask what that strategy might be.

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@Sportz_Boy88 showing the 1897 cup as significance for 30 years since the '93 flag? Take the L on this one.

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@RonnyLerner When did this account become satire?