r.c. schmidt

He/him. I just wasn't made for these times.

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

It feels awkward to do this but I'm so grateful for my friends for putting this together. If you could donate or use your reach to share, I'd be very appreciative. Thanks. Fundraiser for Roy Schmidt by Jacob Copenhaver : Help our dear friend RC https://t.co/7Cj90bxGcS

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

@PatMcAfeeShow The Trap Room is a far superior ballpark area bar.

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

Proof of concept for White Chicks 2.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

MAGA-influencer Riley Gaines being told/paid by Patriot Mobile handlers what her "sincerely held" beliefs are in leaked video.

Mar-A-Lago Face is a phenomenon that needs to be studied academically.

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

Zlatan might murder a man on live television during this tournament and they'll possibly have earned that fate.

[Barça Worldwide @BarcaWorldwide]

SPEED: "Portugal will win the World Cup."

Zlatan: "That's enough free speech for today."

😭😭😭

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

@pixistik1687 Indeed.

[🏆 🔴 martin brödegaard ⚪️🏆 @tommy_crimes]

he’s going to beat alexi lalas to death with a hammer on live tv

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

@pixistik1687 It worked out just right. Literally looked towards the screen at the right time.

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

@SmilodonnaVT Of all the ones I know, you're definitely the top.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Nationals lost this game

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

@SlangsOnSports @SFGiants Baseball is the best!
I hope you're having a great week, Sarah. Keep kicking ass.

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

@pixistik1687 Yeah! I was joking earlier that every time I looked up from my tasks they had added a run. But as the comeback mounted, I remained quiet. Not jinxing, y'know?
Just so happened to look up for the climactic swing.
Absolute cinema!

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

@pixistik1687 I was bartending this afternoon and then this happened and I made every customer high-five me, lol.

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

I'm throwing a Union Omaha Watch Party tonight that I've definitely invested way too much of my personal and professional wellbeing into. Come check it out!

https://t.co/Nfir5eAI0A

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

Not one of the guys was going along with Adam Silver's bullshit.

[L 🫥 🔮 @BarrettsGoat]

😂

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

Hell yeah. Bravo, Mr. Mayor.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

The @nyknicks are home and our city is ready to show out.

We’re hosting a free watch party for 5,000 New Yorkers tonight in Bryant Park.

You can register at the link below starting at noon today: https://t.co/Te8eGk5TwW

[Spage Enthusiast @SpageEnthusiast]

I’ve been pronouncing Omaha like this since Friday

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

Conforto looked towards the 1B coach and the dugout before challenging, c'mon man.
#SFGiants

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

This the quintessential story of how sports reflects the state of the world. Thousands of fans have waited for Game 3 their whole lives and now they’re priced out of entering the game and can’t even celebrate outside because one billionaire gets to attend the game for free.

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

@SheaSerrano That's rad!

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

@pixistik1687 I watched a game the other night and mostly rooted for the Giants (obvs) but I also like the Ham-Fighters because Shinjo is their manager, AKS Big Boss.

[r.c. schmidt @rcschmidt1]

@ziplamak I'm driving down from Omaha to see a match for my birthday. Once in a lifetime opportunity, right? Well, FIFA seems bound and determined to make this a drag.