Ryan Cortopassi

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Chicago’s 59 points scored are tied with the 2019 Ravens, 1968 Cowboys and 1963 Chiefs for the second-most points scored in a season-opening game all-time, trailing only the 1973 Falcons, who scored 62.

The Bears’ six rushing touchdowns today tied the 1920 Detroit Heralds, 1920 Rock Island Independents and the 1922 Canton Bulldogs for the most in a season opening game in NFL history.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Legendary Cardinals WR Larry Fitzgerald informed team owner Michael Bidwill of his selection to Arizona Sports Hall of Fame:

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Patriots now control their destiny: With a loss next Sunday against a Buffalo team that has clinched the No. 2 seed, the Patriots would clinch the No. 1 overall pick in the 2025 NFL Draft.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Miami Heat have agreed on a trade to send center Thomas Bryant to the Indiana Pacers, sources tell ESPN. The Pacers will send a swap of a future second-round pick to the Heat for Bryant, who is trade-eligible on Sunday.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Philadelphia 76ers are trading James Harden and PJ Tucker to the Los Angeles Clippers for Nicolas Batum, Marcus Morris, Robert Covington and KJ Martin, and draft picks, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

ESPN Sources with @Ramonashelburne: An MRI revealed Sixers star Joel Embiid suffered a sprained right knee and will miss Game 4 vs. Brooklyn on Saturday. There’s optimism he could be ready to return as soon as early next week.

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

DEMAR DEROZAN FOR THE WIN AGAIN!!

@NBCSChicago | @DeMar_DeRozan | #NBAAllStar

[Ryan Cortopassi @rcwastaken]

We would’ve never had global warming if Pitbull and Flo Rida teamed up in 2013

[Ryan Cortopassi @rcwastaken]

KD literally doesn’t have an Achilles heel

[Ryan Cortopassi @rcwastaken]

Trump said John McCain wasn’t a war hero, but VP Harris is criticized for saying enjoy the long weekend?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Golden State’s Stephen Curry has won the 2020-21 NBA scoring title, the second of his career. Curry and Michael Jordan are the only players to capture scoring title after turning 33.

[Ryan Cortopassi @rcwastaken]

@TurtleNotFast @alfenstermaker It’s bc it goes by the average of points per game

[Ryan Cortopassi @rcwastaken]

The worst games are the ones that end on free throws

[Ryan Cortopassi @rcwastaken]

One thing in life is certain.. Zion ripping the ball from Kevin Knox

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

New York Knicks assistant Mike Woodson is expected to accept deal to become the next head coach of Indiana University, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

After undergoing surgery to remove a small mass on his left kidney in late January, guard Caris LeVert will make his Indiana Pacers debut vs. Phoenix on Saturday, sources tell ESPN.

[Ryan Cortopassi @rcwastaken]

@ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium Being RHJ back next 😤

[Ryan Cortopassi @rcwastaken]

@ChrisRyan77 @ringer @seeratsohi @RobMahoney I figured out the classic PF in the league... it’s Paul Millsap, thoughts?

[Ryan Cortopassi @rcwastaken]

Every time the pels play the jazz Zion proves that Gobert shouldn’t be DPOY

[Ryan Cortopassi @rcwastaken]

Draymond got ejected for yelling at his own teammate; may be the worst tech I’ve ever seen