Sòmę Gůy

I pee on things

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

I'm always finishing peoples sentences. I'm currently serving Steve's last 3 years for armed robbery.

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

It's frustrating when you tell someone to fuck right off and they only fuck a little bit off.

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

You can be whatever you want to be.
You just can't do it here.

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

My memory contains mainly regret.

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

I don't hate everyone. But I'm sure I will once I meet them

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

I eat R's

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

Scrotum should be spelt Scrotumn

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

@fading_roses19 @michelle_martha I'm there for research purposes

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

Let's get this marriage analed

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

@LaLa_Lyds @Halbeerz

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

@beckybbarr *ring ring*

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

@rmburra24 @SomaMukherjii Everything is temporary - me

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

@circlejokes This is quite the conundrum

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

If you feel insignificant remember that one square of toilet paper doesn't seem like much until it's the last one on the roll

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

I'm aggressively lazy

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

CTRL-Z ing my way through life

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

Voyeurism is a sex seen

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

Just reshoeing my seahorse

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

Changing the strings on my air guitar

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

Is being a complete fuckwit better or worse than being an incomplete fuckwit?

[Sòmę Gůy @rdm_guy]

I always enjoy hearing you say those 3 simple words:
You
Were
Right