“Also have a piano that drops down onto the gunman and his head pokes up through the smashed piano and when he smiles his teeth are all piano keys and then he says something like, ‘That’s gonna leave a mark,’ and then he passes out.
We should put banana peels around the entrance to every school and also trip wires that trigger huge custard pies that hit intruders in the face and a device that pulls down their pants so they hop around in a circle and also…