Praetorian Jack

“Public Figure” Him

[Praetorian Jack @Marsich___]

Just trying to go on fun adventures like Rafi and Dirty Randy

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

New York City is the Backrooms of America

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[Praetorian Jack @Marsich___]

@russellcrowe Nice guys 2 Mexican detectives prep??

[Praetorian Jack @Marsich___]

@merrelstafford Hi Merrel thank you so much!! I’m doing well thank you so much for reaching out and remembering!

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

I DON’T BELIEVE OUR CHARACTERS HAVE BEEN FORMALLY INTRODUCED TO ONE ANOTHER. I AM THE ANTAGONIST. I EXIST IN DIRECT OPPOSITION TO YOUR GOALS AND VALUES. YOU AND I WILL NOT INTERACT AGAIN BUT REST ASSURED I WILL BE DOING VERY BAD THINGS FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE FILM.

[Praetorian Pek @PekJorkins]

If I had gotten framemogged, accidentally or otherwise, I wouldn't have thought twice. I'd killed myself on the fucking spot. On the fucking spot. I would've stuck the gun in me mouth. On the fucking spot!

[Praetorian Jack @Marsich___]

What if her name was Olivia The Dean?

[Punch Drunk Luke @WwwLukethoughts]

The entire Ringo movie is going to be a 90 minute static shot of him sitting at the drums while the other three Beatles argue in the background

[rune sword @runesword1]

(opening my front door and ten thousand scarabs immediately fly out onto the street) my scarabs!

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[Praetorian Jack @Marsich___]

@alexandrabotez

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

guy who watches captain america the winter soldier tonight out of respect for robert redford

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

If you don’t throw the ball back on the field, you’re just a thief, and you’re teaching your kids to be rotten thieves too. Those balls belong to the commissioner of Baseball.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Oh, you beat me in the primary? Well MY grandpa had a girl’s name! Welcome to boxing!

[Praetorian Jack @Marsich___]

It’s not cheating it’s “exploring connections”

[Praetorian Jack @Marsich___]

Did anyone start a USA chant when the new pope was elected?

[Praetorian Jack @Marsich___]

Still shocked Drake being at the inauguration didn’t cause more of an uproar

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Hope everyone has a very, very tight weekend. Please, if you can, try your best to be an Agent of Stoke. A Prince of Pump. Shit rules. Even if things may be feeling kinda lame. Get stoked. Chill. Let go of the BS if it comes for you and tries to lay claim upon your peace.

[Praetorian Jack @Marsich___]

@JoeListComedy I wish I tweeted how Rick and morty predicted next years Oscar’s