Wittler

living the dream one nightmare at a time

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"No one is above the law" 🤔

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Don't feed your babies the same lies you ate. "Unlock their brains to the truth, so they never repeat the lies of yesterday" Install right knowledge.

[Wittler @rdwf22]

@GLucius22 Could be a cowboys fan

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

It will take us hundreds of years to recover from what HGTV did to us from 2010-2023

[Wittler @rdwf22]

Maybe if baseball didn’t play over 100 meaningless games a season people would be able to stay interested the whole season

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Ratings For The World Series Are AWFUL. Is There Anything Baseball Can Do? https://t.co/3HrWAVxoR4

[Wittler @rdwf22]

@nathanfoster1 @GuyDealership Your insurance is only as good as your agent. Call your local agent instead of purchasing directly online, and I promise it will save you money.

[Wittler @rdwf22]

Only Americans would think about taking one of the largest revenue driving events in the country somewhere else. Whoever came up with this idea needs fired.

[JPA @jasrifootball]

𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧: The #NFL has discussed the idea of potentially hosting a Super Bowl in London at some point in the future, per @AdamSchefter

The game would have to start 3 hours sooner than it normally does.

How would you guys feel about that?

[Wittler @rdwf22]

Bout time @dallascowboys

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Cowboys and All-Pro guard/team captain Zack Martin reached agreement on a reworked deal, per sources. The new deal will pay him north of $18 million in each of the next two years. Martin was scheduled to be at $13.5 million this year and $14 million next year, so it’s an additional $8.5+ million. Both years also have been fully guaranteed, per source.

[Wittler @rdwf22]

My app finally updated to the “X”, not a fan of this at all. Couldn’t find my twitter

[Wittler @rdwf22]

👀👀👀 need me a Buick with a bench seat

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

Here’s a secret:

Some of the absolute best used car deals are posted on nursing home bulletin boards.

You’re welcome.

[Wittler @rdwf22]

Best player that Notre Dame has put in the NFL since Joe Montana

[Outl✭w @OutlawCowboyNFL]

Larry Allen vs. Zack Martin

Zack Martin

9 seasons played
137 games started
9 Sacks allowed
7 holding penalties
6 All Pros

Larry Allen

14 seasons played
187 games started
45 Sacks allowed
13 holding penalties
6 All Pros

Amazing as Larry was, Zack’s been significantly better.

[Wittler @rdwf22]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Wittler @rdwf22]

@Southern_Witt @TerryHorstman3 We all know who really got the roof done

[Richard Sherman @RSherman_25]

This Lamar Jackson situation needs to get more attention. Teams would rather lose or employ worse players than pay a Former MVP in his prime. Can you imagine Burrows getting a NON Exclusive tag and there being NO interest?! Its INSANE!

[Wittler @rdwf22]

Of course I buy a house in a flood zone and have absolute monsoons for the entire first 60 days I’ve lived here

[Wittler @rdwf22]

Tax man really gonna make me go out and make a couple babies

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

The same Government that says it doesn’t want to poke a hole in the Experimental Chinese Spy Balloon because it might injure people,
Is the same Government that had no problems poking holes in people’s arm with an experimental gene therapy for a Chinese Virus.

[Jon Kroeger @Coach_Kroeger]

🚨Jefferson Football Players🚨
There will be a Football Alumni Reunion for all former players at the Rustic on Saturday, February 18th at 1:00 pm if you are interested in coming.
Spread the word.

[Wittler @rdwf22]

Yesterday officially marks 5 years in the car biz….. if only 19 year old Ryan knew what he was getting himself hooked on