omg hahahahaah that’s so fucking funny!!!!!!!! holy shit that’s hilarious!!!! He meant to be horrifically degrading and transmisogynistic to a tranny but he missed and hit you, a real wombyn!!!
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.
As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.
Go Knicks.
usually ignore transphobia, but really enjoy the concept of a sort of vacuous goblin thing following a standard iq transphobe around going "eeheehee, another clever insight...". maybe in like a Patches voice
JACOB COLLIER: and violins, could I get a pizzicato d, then up to g, yeah that's nice. flutes keep those quavers going. And piano, could I have a trill on your lowest b flat
Me: (closing piano lid) no sorry Jacob
JC: a trill on the b flat please piano
Me: no Jacob I won't do it