.

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

"omg you remembered!" ofcourse i did. I have a file on you

[Boy @OmBoyLuxury]

Ternyata kalau kita jarang cerita sama siapapun, cara ngomong kita juga ikutan susah. Pas mau jelasin sesuatu, kata-katanya jadi suka belibet dan ribet. Bukan karena nggak ngerti, tapi karena udah kebiasaan nyimpen semuanya sendiri.

[r @boopiedoopieda]

"If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me"

[anirudh @AnirruptedMind]

I was very lonely so I bought some shares it’s nice to have a bit of company

[ؘ @dimeurz]

“it was a joke” i know. i didnt like the joke. dont be fucking stupid

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i check my phone way too often for someone who barely talks to anyone.

[Gatimú @kingpinutd]

“hujanihug vizuri” is the purest form of love.

[乂 @forthedamnhoes]

next time your mom show you an unfunny memes, remember how she reacted when you showed her your wack crayon drawings.

[໊ @ilswyth]

“i would kill for you.” “i would die for you.”

well i would heal for you. i’d unlearn my toxic patterns, face my wounds, and become a healthier person so my love doesn’t hurt you

[Roy @royb3cker]

A guy on campus came up to me and asked if he could wash my hair. I was obviously taken aback and just went, “No??” He then apologized and explained that he was a business major and his assignment for the day was to practice “rejection therapy” …

[𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱🖤𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔢𝔱í𝔠 @Blackhearttts]

Non-sexual nudity. A woman's body is a true definition of a work of art

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned

[. @re_deye_]

@BuilixLtd @Bookten8 @AspireAfrika thank you

[rova @rovabtw]

I've used dark mode so much that a white screen disgusts me

[clara @clarafables]

have you ever finished a book and thought, 'okay, i’m reading everything this person writes'?

[bia @bersuwara_]

serunya main twitter adalah tiba tiba ada yang mengungkapkan isi kepala gw dengan susunan kata yang lebih baik trus gw tinggal ritwit ritwit aja tanpa perlu ngetik

[. @re_deye_]

@Bookten8 @AspireAfrika asante sana🥹. I am deeply grateful 🙏

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

I was to choose a random comrade mwenye hatujuani

Congratulations @re_deye_

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[emo transsexual façade @no1quippyfan]

nipples showing thru the shirt has got to be the greatest thing invented since bush

[Ali @MatadordeJao]

tenho 22 anos e até hoje eu não tenho uma assinatura própria eu apenas escrevo a porra do meu nome normal nos documentos pois a sociedade nao me obriga a nada