Rea Bochner

Rea Bochner is a writer, speaker, and mold-breaker. Her debut memoir, "The Cape House," was released in February 2017.

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@HBO @hbomax Lori Ross would not be pleased that no one can watch the finale.

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WTF HBO #MareOfEasttown

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@rileylassin Actually, scratch that last part.

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@rileylassin Tell them that the interviewer will be locked in her bedroom to escape the children she's homeschooling and possibly put on a bra. Possibly.

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Listen, ramps are hard, you guys. As are drinking water, talking, and having a soul.

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@realDonaldTrump Listen, ramps are hard, you guys.

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@realDonaldTrump Careful, your idiocy is showing.

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@SaraJBenincasa I’d sell one of my sons for a sticker. I won’t say which one.

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Folks, we’ve officially hit the quota on “unprecedented.” Consult your thesaurus and get back to me.

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PSA if you’re not dancing to Shoop while making chicken it’s basically hexed so

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@jk_rowling Libby Carvel. I’m like a 30’s librarian.

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Was spiraling from free floating anxiety into full panic attack, then I put on ABBA and danced in my kitchen and it was all better. #dancingqueen #quarantine

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Pre #COVID19: Evil psycho.
Now: Every parents’ spirit animal. #homeschool @jk_rowling

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They will watch videos until the end of time and I’m not even sorry

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Kids: We promise we’ll walk the dog.
Me for the next 18 years:

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My laptop and I are in a fight right now. It keeps making me work on a story that feels like… https://t.co/iCq3EnHoJr

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Gearing up for a #fabulous weekend in Linden, NJ! #thecapehouse #scholarinresidence… https://t.co/4T7dRwnKwL

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I have the flu today. I texted my beloved friend/stylist/guru evecantor22 to inform her that I… https://t.co/QtI37SjTpn

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I came downstairs to find that two of my children had colored all over their faces with black… https://t.co/OHxW1IqhPt

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I bought my kids "The Illustrated Pirkei Avot" for #chanukah, but they're going to have to… https://t.co/3AcrOYUR7d