spencer (NOT evil)

sleeper agent

[Defy @defytalkcowboys]

Moses

[chuckles @tallztin]

shameik moore has lost his goddamn mind

[Schmμτż ᛭𝟗᛭ @Schmutz_9R]

AA meeting tonight this bitch with a septum piercing was going on about her anxiety and trauma for 20 minutes. Middle aged man next to me decked out in camo suddenly pulled out a revolver, opened his mouth and blew his head off. I’m walking home covered in blood and brains.

[erik reeds @cooljamz3d]

fuck yeah bro, I-35. anti abortion signs, 85 in the right lane, ford f150 getting their shit blown shmooth off, penis sex, tailgating, 14 jewbelong billboards, it's I-35 bro it's lit

[𝘑𝘪𝘮𝘣𝘰 𝘎𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘴𝘣𝘪𝘦 @chloroneural]

you will never read a sentence like this ever again

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

when they crack this dudes brain open after he dies they're gonna make football illegal

[stabs @taStabss]

Love remembering that 45yo Phil Rivers flew into Indianapolis, stepped over Daniel Jones’ lifeless corpse, snatched the #17 off his back, and let his dick hang with some gunslinger ball for a month. What a guy

[payton @glass_wrld]

“five likes isn’t a lot” imagine five snow plows running over jeremy renner

[Chargers⚡️Union @Chargers_Union]

There’s just no shot we get Charlie Kirk day and 9/11 back to back til the end of time

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

Families of Cowboys coaches and players are at practice today. Brian Schottenheimer thinks it brings the best out in everyone.

“I might throw a few balls today. My wife is gonna be out at practice. Just bring the old gunslinger out. It kinda turns her on when I throw the ball.”

[spencer (NOT evil) @reachislost]

@DocCosmic98 i miss smoking mid

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

THE REASON SOLDIERS ARE ADVISED TO FIRE IN SHORT, CONTROLLED BURSTS IS BECAUSE EVERY WEAPON HAS A FRAGMENT OF THE SOUL OF THE FIRST MURDERER IN IT AND THEY DONT WANT TO WAKE HIM UP

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

(set of TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS")

ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him
POSIDEON: Laestrygonia

[Altamira @AltamiraVT]

welcome to the rest of your life, Sophie Cunningham.

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

how lost can you get dude

[dors @nuikaoru]

‘Kylian did not do his homework.’

‘Kylian forgot his school supplies.’

‘Kylian was talking about football during mathematics.’

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

To all of my British friends overheating: help is on the way from your old rival Uncle Sam