reaconn

[reaconn @reaconn]

galveston, tx

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

marked safe from explosive diarrhea

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Soon as Justin Bieber announces this tour my brothers car going on marketplace

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

what i do on the calculator app is between me And God

[tea ☕️ @realteaemoji]

men should be banned from sneezing in public until they can learn to behave themselves when they do it

[Softboy @softboy_innit]

pilots lowkey have aura when they walk past you in the airport

[Stan Lewis @StanLewis_]

How I’m acting watching this Artemis launch when I know absolutely nothing about rockets

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[art @mollysoulja]

every instagram follow request feels like a set up

[yagi @yducknow]

how I felt after putting “etc” next to the only example I could come up with

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they stop asking you for ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we are playing

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

my alarm ringing for the past 20 mins

me in my dream:

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

me after eating ice cream knowing i'm lactose intolerant

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

As an adult I have learned that the most shocking and unexpected opponent in life is the person who owned your house before you.