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Condom that dissolves in the presence of true love

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@normposter He talks like a fat man and types like a black woman

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@bugmanfumigator @EveryCarpet Wao

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@favelaoverlord @Raskisti World is a fine Kiss em all

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(You know why)

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Why is it when someone’s being really annoying and abrasive on X, 99% chance their feed is “6 followers, every third post is about Israel or Orange Man Bad but im no leftist!!!”

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@iamreallykurt Yes—bc the border has been closed

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@StevenEdginton 3. Valley of Fire is epic. Can drive through quickly or take time and find super fun rock scrambling

https://t.co/b6iOHf5F6K

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@StevenEdginton 2. This place along the way is cozy spot. And they have funny tshirts. (Weirdly I saw a guy wearing one for the first time ever just the other day)

https://t.co/wQjhWBVHfh

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@StevenEdginton Love Zion

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Do you think talking to ai gives women the ick more or less than playing video games and taking naps?

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The female dibbler is nearly extinct, yet never mates with the first male she meets. Turns out there is a simple solution to this problem.

@jakozloski please consider

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@yegormethod Classic mistake. Buy the old used Porsche Boxter for $15k and use big credit card for the inevitable repairs

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@JoshRainerGold Same here

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@MiamiViceGOP Bc you wrote it or you didn’t?

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You can say Trump could have mitigated the midterm losses by shifting this or that policy, and you’d be right to some degree, but everything will always merely be a rearguard action against entropy as long as this person has the ability to gain power.

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@uncledoomer “Creep-Mogging”

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@uncledoomer What if it’s a very high minded power move designed to terrify the wife into submission. Subtle signal to the hindbrain that could dissect you like a frog if he so chose

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@sailaunderscore I could really go for some cobbler

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In honor of recent BAPisode (we celebrate) release, good fren recommend I republish this old article I write on very Strange Yellow Book. Maybe you read. Maybe you like. https://t.co/VZPPDaEzdw